Scratching Post

Not a serious relationship or partner but a person to rub up against.

I'm going on Tinder to find myself a scratching post.

by Ilikepink November 22, 2017

squelching

The sound you make when you've just curled out a very wet shit in your pants and can't be bothered to go home and change so you head to the nearest bar and sit down and have a drink. Everyone can smell you but you don't care. What you do care about is the fact that every time you move from cheek to cheek to get more comfortable you simply end up squelching all the time.

"Fucking hell mate, is that you making that smell?"
"Yeah. I just shit my pants."
"Can't you go home and change?"
"Yeah I guess. To be honest, probably best cos I'm just squelching over here. Fuck it's even running down into my boots."

by Barry Spanners June 20, 2016

Streaching

a dance for young teenagers, mostly young girls ages 12-22, to do in booty shorts or slutty clothing. shaking your butt while throwing your hands in the air and bending to the ground is a way to do it. you mostly see the curvy whores do it, but any attention craving slutty girl will do it to get there guy, or shake there money maker on youtube.

"Hey. Did you see Anna streaching at the dance yesterday?"
"Yeah. All the guys were on her."

by Farrahottie May 22, 2009

Scrotching

The act of scratching your crotch in public.

That’s so gross, did you see John scrotching in math today?!

by InSPYery October 20, 2017

Stretching

the act of smoking marijuana at any time anywhere

Hey, I'm feeling pretty tight, I think it's about time I went outside and started stretching.

or

You guys want to go stretch?

by Zach V March 10, 2009

[scritching]

The act of participating in an orgy dressed as a furry animal

Jemma has been scritching in the fur pile for ages I hope her suit doesn't end up crusty.

by Squizzy74 October 18, 2008

Screeching Weasel

A punk band out of Chicago, Illinois. Mostly known because Blink 182 covered their song "The Girl Next Door"

Albums:
Screeching Weasel
Boogadaboogadaboogada
My Brain Hurts
Wiggle
Anthem For A New Tomorrow
How To Make Enemies and Irritate People
Kill The Musicians
Bark Like a Dog
Television City Dreams
Emo
Teen Punks In Heat

by Matt November 11, 2004