scrunchled

the act of fitting oneself into a small place

When a fatass sits next to you at the movies and you have to scruchle up in the corner.

by J-mizzleB-rizzle May 31, 2005

scratchball

Is the favorite sport of all male office employees, when due to the low volume of work, and the work policies on internet use, the only thing they can do is scratch their crouch, more specifically on the balls area.

Joey: Hey Jay, what are you doing?
Jay: Scratchball
Joey:Oh, so your on emails today...hahaha...

by X405 June 30, 2008

scrinch eater

a male that thrusts his tongue into a female's vagina very rapidly, when she is on her period, and when she has not shaved in a long time.

that damn scrinch eater has left overs all around his face

by SexterDexter December 31, 2009

Scrunchgrim

Informal. A person of bad personality is often referred to as a Scrunchgrim. The term is derived from an Anglo Saxon phrase and means literally to scrunch ones heart up grimly.

You Scrunchgrim, sir! You ne'er do well!

You don't have to be such a Scrunchgrim about it, Sally.

by Cheltenham Cheeks November 19, 2014

scratchy harris

When you've got the chills.

Ooooooooooh I'm scratchy harris

by Rustystarfish July 21, 2017

Scrunchtard

A person below 5’3 usually red-headed and/or attending special education.

They can also be very as you gamers say “quirky”

If you see a Scrunchtard roaming without an owner please contact the C.S.C. (Center of Scrunchtard Containment) immediately via this number: (317)-889-7272

*man below 5’3 try’s to insult you* shut up Scruchtard

Hey look at that Scrunchtard over there, he can’t even reach the top shelf

by Lasernarwhal (Nate) January 15, 2019

Scrunchie Day

Give you crush a scrunchie day!

Person:Hey do you want to wear my scrunchie?
Crush:why?
Person:because it's Scrunchie Day!

by _a_person_that_has_a_name_ October 26, 2019