Slimpy Dick

Slim•py dick;

Def: (Noun) A male who has such immense feelings of love for the opposite sex which makes his penis unable to perform in an intimate way.

i.e; Yooo Jose is such a slimpy dick for that Canadian chick

by anonymous September 18, 2021

Simpylulu

Khadijah

I saw you acting a bit like a simpylulu today

by Mrchunkylumps September 28, 2021

simpywimpy

Someone who has feelings for one or more people but is too much of a wimp to confess their feelings

“Bro, stop being such a simpywimpy and ask her out”

by WimpySimpy0 October 11, 2021

Simpy

A cute little girl, a huge problem as well, laughs like donkey hiccups, very sensitive towards neatness, loves to make sweets and love to feed others with advices and food. Basically an Indian Monica Geller.

But much nuanced and complex.

Such clear room it's like you're a Simpy

by HunchbackofHumdrum November 24, 2021

Simpymodder

Bat shit crazy simp

The kind the knows no logic when in simp mode

The simpymodder laced my food with benzos....

by Simpty dumbty January 14, 2022

Simpy Shrimpy

A Simpy Shrimpy, also known as a Simpous Shrimpous or a Simpoo Shrimpoo is that one person. Yeah, them. Whether they are hopelessly in love with a singular person or find a billion different people to crush on, that's the one. It may be annoying, but they have a good heart. Good intentions. They are special and should find someone special to love and care for.

Person 1: God, they are such a simpy shrimpy!
Person 2: They'll find someone.

by spray.cheese April 29, 2022

Skimpy Bikini

A bikini, one of the sorts that men always chase after when worn on a woman, due to the skimpy (or slim in case you don't know what skimpy means) fit that barely covers any woman parts.

"Wow, that burning hot chick is wearing such a Skimpy Bikini, it's like I have X-Ray vision on her and it's as if she's not wearing anything at all!"

by YourTypicalOnlineMemer June 17, 2022