A dumb ass religion that has stolen a beloved actor named Tom Cruise. It's also the main religion Anonymous and 4-chans roasts and exposed. A fucked-up cult.
Christian: God is my savior.
Muslim: Allah is my savior.
Scientologist: Thetan is my sempai. He fuckin thicc. America is fucked without scientology.
Atheist: You guys really need some help.
4-chans user: it's not the christian or muslim. It's the scientologist.
Atheist: ok.
Muslim: Allah is my savior.
Scientologist: Thetan is my sempai. He fuckin thicc. America is fucked without scientology.
Atheist: You guys really need some help.
4-chans user: it's not the christian or muslim. It's the scientologist.
Atheist: ok.
by tbone42 October 28, 2018
Get the Scientology mug.A whole load of shit. It's one of very few things that Christians and Atheists can agree on. It was founded by a science FICTION WRITER. At least there are/have been some intelligent people who can defend/justify Christianity (John Lennox, William Lane Craig, C.S. Lewis, Ravi Zacharias ect) but when it comes to scientology, it's not scientific and a whole load of utter carp.
Christian: I believe god is real
Atheist: I believe he is not real
Scientologist: Have you guys heard of Scientology
Christian and Atheist: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WEEBFUKTARDWANKER
Atheist: I believe he is not real
Scientologist: Have you guys heard of Scientology
Christian and Atheist: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WEEBFUKTARDWANKER
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A mix between a cult and a very well organized crime ring creatively invented by arguably the best and most successful criminal mastermind ever.
The Scientology organization is so ingenious because their victims are rich, shallow, self important, liberals and actors. They prey on these people because they are dumb, dry, and tastless like rye toast hold the butter.
The Scientology organization is so ingenious because their victims are rich, shallow, self important, liberals and actors. They prey on these people because they are dumb, dry, and tastless like rye toast hold the butter.
One year ago:
Esther: Herbert, I just joined Scientology!
Herbert: Great!
Present Day:
Esther: Herbert, it's all a lie, Scientology is fucking a nightmare, they're going to kill us!
Herbert: I'm gone bitch!
Esther: Herbert, I just joined Scientology!
Herbert: Great!
Present Day:
Esther: Herbert, it's all a lie, Scientology is fucking a nightmare, they're going to kill us!
Herbert: I'm gone bitch!
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"hey I think that man is a believer in Scientology, he likes beating people for no apparent reason."
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Get the Scientology mug.Scientology was founded in 1952 by L. Ron Hubbard, an American science fiction writer and author of the best-selling book "Dianetics" (1950), which launched a popular self-enhancement movement out of which the Church of Scientology emerged.
The name Scientology means "knowing how to know," and it maintains that it "constitutes man's first real application of scientific methodology to spiritual questions." Scientology asserts it is not merely a belief system but a mode of action, and it has a complicated vocabulary of its own. Its basic postulate is that experience, in this or in previous lives, is recorded in the brain as a series of "engrams." These engrams are revived and reinforced by recurring similar situations and always cause inappropriate and self-defeating behavior. One's goal of Scientology is to "process" or clear these engrams and become more self-determining. By erasing these accretions from one's present and past lives, one releases the essential, spiritual self or soul called the "thetan." Scientology has ministers who perform some religious rites and sacraments, but their main function is individual counseling. Scientology is tightly organized from the top down, with a close-knit inner circle and many highly committed adherents, including such celebrities as John Travolta and Tom Cruise. The church has impressive property holdings as well as a history of conflict with the U.S. and British governments.
L. Ron Hubbard's best-selling book "Dianetics" is probably the closest thing to sacred scriptures for the Church of Scientology.
The name Scientology means "knowing how to know," and it maintains that it "constitutes man's first real application of scientific methodology to spiritual questions." Scientology asserts it is not merely a belief system but a mode of action, and it has a complicated vocabulary of its own. Its basic postulate is that experience, in this or in previous lives, is recorded in the brain as a series of "engrams." These engrams are revived and reinforced by recurring similar situations and always cause inappropriate and self-defeating behavior. One's goal of Scientology is to "process" or clear these engrams and become more self-determining. By erasing these accretions from one's present and past lives, one releases the essential, spiritual self or soul called the "thetan." Scientology has ministers who perform some religious rites and sacraments, but their main function is individual counseling. Scientology is tightly organized from the top down, with a close-knit inner circle and many highly committed adherents, including such celebrities as John Travolta and Tom Cruise. The church has impressive property holdings as well as a history of conflict with the U.S. and British governments.
L. Ron Hubbard's best-selling book "Dianetics" is probably the closest thing to sacred scriptures for the Church of Scientology.
(BTNH)HEY look a bunch of crackers (CTONN)ha ha ha ha ha hahhahah /scientology guy/ we are not crackers (BTNH) FUCK U damn blue eyed cracker
by BTNH February 4, 2005
Get the scientology mug.The religeon founded by L. Ron Hubbard. The subjects name means scio, which means knowing how to know in the fullest sense of the word. Ology, which means "study of". So it is actualy study of knowingness. That is what the word itself means.
The Scientology religeon helps people in their life in a variety of ways such as riding the body of toxins with the purification rundown and performing "drills" which help the person confront and help their comunication skills. They have a variety of courses to improve the mind such as the comunications course and many more.
Scientology is a sworn enemy of psychiatry. Psychiatry is an evil that has ruined millions of lives. We are led to believe that psychiatry helps the mentaly ill but that is a lie. Mental illnesses don't exist. Depresion, ADD, ADHD, Schizophrenia, etc do not exist. Psychiatry is an authoritarian, evil group that force drugs people with mind bending poison and shock therapy in the name of helping people. In some cases that causes them to murder their family. When you hear on the news that someone has murdered their family for no aparent reason you can bet they were on psych drugs.
There are many lies put out about Scientology, such as them being refered to as a "cult" and a fraud. This is nothing but propaganda put out by psychiatry and the global elite. Scientology is one of the only true threats to psychiaty and the global elite.
The Scientology religeon helps people in their life in a variety of ways such as riding the body of toxins with the purification rundown and performing "drills" which help the person confront and help their comunication skills. They have a variety of courses to improve the mind such as the comunications course and many more.
Scientology is a sworn enemy of psychiatry. Psychiatry is an evil that has ruined millions of lives. We are led to believe that psychiatry helps the mentaly ill but that is a lie. Mental illnesses don't exist. Depresion, ADD, ADHD, Schizophrenia, etc do not exist. Psychiatry is an authoritarian, evil group that force drugs people with mind bending poison and shock therapy in the name of helping people. In some cases that causes them to murder their family. When you hear on the news that someone has murdered their family for no aparent reason you can bet they were on psych drugs.
There are many lies put out about Scientology, such as them being refered to as a "cult" and a fraud. This is nothing but propaganda put out by psychiatry and the global elite. Scientology is one of the only true threats to psychiaty and the global elite.
By seeking to obscure what the Scientology religion is, psychiatrists have instead revealed the truth about themselves.
Psychiatric front group label of Scientology as a “cult” is only one more mistake by psychiatry.
The work done to uncover the malicious intentions of psychiatry toward man and to wipe out the attack has been and is being done by the directors and staffs of Scientology organizations on five continents and by the millions of Scientologists and friends over the world.
The Scientology movement is not pushed by one man, it is pushed by millions.
If you champion the dignity and freedom of mankind, you are a Scientologist at heart if not by name.
We are no cult. We are the most able technicians in the field of the mind on the planet and are the only skilled experts in this field who can produce uniformly beneficial and permanent good results. We now outnumber psychiatry by about 100 to 1.
We believe in mankind. We can and are helping man, our countries and society.
We are not “one man.” We are millions and we are everywhere.
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L. Ron Hubbard
Founder
Psychiatric front group label of Scientology as a “cult” is only one more mistake by psychiatry.
The work done to uncover the malicious intentions of psychiatry toward man and to wipe out the attack has been and is being done by the directors and staffs of Scientology organizations on five continents and by the millions of Scientologists and friends over the world.
The Scientology movement is not pushed by one man, it is pushed by millions.
If you champion the dignity and freedom of mankind, you are a Scientologist at heart if not by name.
We are no cult. We are the most able technicians in the field of the mind on the planet and are the only skilled experts in this field who can produce uniformly beneficial and permanent good results. We now outnumber psychiatry by about 100 to 1.
We believe in mankind. We can and are helping man, our countries and society.
We are not “one man.” We are millions and we are everywhere.
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L. Ron Hubbard
Founder
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