toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.

Because Karen is a toilet bowl scholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.

by Dorian2555 July 12, 2024

scholar

a person who is highly educated or has an aptitude for study.

"Mr. Bell declares himself no scholar"

by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024

scholar

a student.

The word "scholar" can definitely refer to a learned person, but it's not the most common term for a student. Here are a couple of options that might be more fitting:

The aspiring young scholar poured over her textbooks late into the night. (This emphasizes her studious nature.)

He received a scholarship to attend college, becoming a dedicated student in pursuit of his degree. (This is a more general term for someone enrolled in a learning institution.)

by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024

Urban Scholar

another term for a gangster, often used sarcastically as an insult to intelligence

Did you hear about the gang shooting? One guy bumped into the other by mistake and all hell broke loose.
Couple of urban scholars, aren't they?

by hatebigwords July 23, 2023

Scholar's Dilemma

When your balls itch, but you're at school

1: Bro I having a scholar's dilemma rn
2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school

by Kingdoms of Fear Project August 23, 2023

armchair scholar

An armchair scholar is a person who thinks they are an expert on the subject after listening to one or two podcasts on the subject.

Don't tell me that climate change isn't real! How much research have you done? Don't be an armchair scholar!

by Siouxise Eileen October 2, 2023

Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.

The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.

by Keasterbunny October 5, 2023