schmooish 

A person who claims to be a Jew, but pays mere lip service to the tenants of faith

My friend Mr Schneider; Man I was barbecuing some pork ribs and Mrs Schneider came by and knocked them off the grill saying we're Jewish, dude!
Me, later to Mrs Schneider; Hey you like pizza right?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You like pepperoni?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You are Schmooish.
Mrs Schneider; What is that?
Me; You schmick and schmoose schmich is Jewish!

schmooish by Bauxb March 12, 2025

schmoozelated 

Offer the schmooze to an imbecile who deserves neither love nor respect.

I schmoozelated a group of retarded Italian fags run by their whore wives. As it was in their bumholes, Catholic diks, the end.

schmoozelated by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 29, 2025

Schmoozle

To schmooze with the intent to bamboozle.

I schmoozled my client into paying me millions.

Schmoozle by nydellis October 15, 2025

Schoolicular

When ya like a school
Synonymous with curricurrific

Damn bro, that's the most schooltastic and schoolicular school to ever scholasser the world!

Schoolicular by gaafman April 11, 2026

Schloozing

someone between snoozing and sleeping

my husband was schloozing this afternoon

Schloozing by coolwip19 May 16, 2026

Mababhito Schmoogie 

When you flash for fun or troll in a League of Legends game.

Watch out! I am gonna do the "Mababhito Schmoogie"!
No! Don't do it!
*flashes*
OH NO! He did the "Mababhito Schmoogie", oh well he got me

Mababhito Schmoogie by LadyStrawberry May 22, 2024

Mababhito Schmoogie 

When you flash for fun or to troll in a league of legends game.

Watch out! I am gonna do the "Mababhito Schmoogie"!
No! Don't do it!
*flashes*
OH NO! He did the "Mababhito Schmoogie", he's crazy! Oh well...

Mababhito Schmoogie by LadyStrawberry May 22, 2024