schliement

Bottled semen mixed with vaginal fluids, left in the sun for approximately 69.937485 days until properly "ripe". Then sold on the Cambodian black market for massive amounts of money or various sexual favors from minors. It is used primarily in South East Asia for various tasks ranging from massage oil to seasoning.

That schliement got me that guwop! Plus little Jimmy could sure work a shaft.

I dare you to drink some schliement, I'll give you ten bucks.

by Srilankan Scrotum Slayer December 9, 2013

schliebs

Is a freak, he spits on the pussy before he eats it. Schliebs is the master of making the ladies squirt, what his penis lacks in size, schliebs makes up for it with swag, and alcohol.

Dude, he is a total schliebs
Check out that schliebs

by Dictionary_2014 February 19, 2014

Schlumpin Schlinger

Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.

Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger

by Snipedog22 May 30, 2015

Schlinger

Having a penis while being a Ginger. Also can be reffered to as a "firecrotch" but this is more specifically the actual penis other than the "surrownding scenery" it's size can range from very small to a bit above average.

AJ(Ginger): Hey ladies...would you like to see my schlong?

Lady: *laughs* A Schlong? *laughs more* you only have a schlinger

by Krizzle32 August 17, 2010

Schlab

A big ass dick

Girl: you ain't ready
Boy: UOENO I got that schlab

by Yonappypappy July 21, 2017

schlice

To cut your finger. Adding more letters.

I schliced my finger on a lawn mower blade.

by TJ Hollensauce January 7, 2005

schlicht

as in dan schlicht, drummer of the hired geeks from kenosha wisconsin.
hiredgeeks.com

Schlicht is n00b.

by dan schlicht March 12, 2004