sausage mitten

A tight vagina.

She felt like a sausage mitten.

by slonob February 1, 2004

Sausage Candle

Sausage candle. if u listen to Glass Animals you probably know that sausage candles are the best choice of lyrics in history. You take ze candle and put ze sausage in it and then worship the sausage until you dramatically summon Dave Bayley as he will bring u more candle sausage.

“Smells good up here
Yeah, it's the candle, yo it's uh
Sausage candle“

by _junip3r January 27, 2021

Juggling sausage

Providing handjobs to multiple males simultaneously.

The Catholic school girl invited all her guy friends over and demonstrated her affinity for juggling sausage.

by Retrix November 5, 2010

Sausage Stew

When you show up to a hot tub, only to have it be seen that there are more then just one overweight man, but a few of them and no women.

-Doesn't always need to be overweight men.

Hey dude wanna go in the hot tub with me?

Nah, Man it's a "Sausage Stew" in there!

by DiabeticMikeM February 1, 2010

Sashay Away

To leave a room, like a drag queen.

Extremely annoyed, Mibitza Chaffin started to sashay away.

by Loleeeeta September 11, 2016

sasha braus religion

ur automatically sexy if u join this religion, sashabrausreligion > any other religion, 10/10 would recommend

i joined the sasha braus religion i’m so hot

by sasha braus religion March 26, 2021

soggy sausage

male version of wet fish. Were their partner does all the work during sex an the dude just lyes there doing nothing.

jimmy "how was last night with John"
Emma "it was awful again"
Jimmy "aww why was it the sex ?"
Emma "yeahh he just lyed there again"
Jimmy " that dude is such a soggy sausage"

by xkatherinex September 13, 2010