Suicide 

An act that's been legal for 60 years, but most Americans think is still illegal.

Omg i can't believe Tim tried to kill himself! He's gonna get arrested!
People who know about the laws of their own country: what? Suicide became legal in 1961.

Suicide by Gotta let go October 10, 2020

suicide 

what im doing tonight

i am going to commit suicide this isnt joke l

suicide by Richard Dickinson February 23, 2021

Suicide 

A mix of multiple different soda drinks.

I had a Pepsi-Sprite Suicide last night.

Suicide by Ticamai September 3, 2009

suicide 

when you mix all the drinks at the soda fountain in your cup.
like coke, sprite, hi-c, lemonade, cherry coke, and whatever else drinks there are all together..

D wanted a suicide so he put all the drinks in his cup together!

suicide by omgitsjessica May 16, 2010

suicide 

The art of killing ones own self after feeling like so many fucking people hate you and your tierd of fucking up other peoples' lives and god is taking a shit in your eye and says "Out of everybody else life, yours is going to suck the most because i hate you and regret even making you a thought in your parents' mind!"

Alex comited suicide after finding out that he had no penis and his parents hate him.

suicide by Andrew May 13, 2005

Suicide 

WHat I WaNt To DO

Oof just committed suicide

Suicide by Yeeterson_Peterson December 23, 2018

suicide 

Taking bottom position in sex with a fat chick.

(autopsy)
Detective 1: They say that his fat wife smothered him during sex.
Detective 2: But his wife did say he asked for the bottom.
Detective 1: Oh, looks like we have a suicide here.

suicide by Bob Hokok September 16, 2011