stress talking

When your full of stress so you have random conversations with people to lighten your mood.

Johnny thought Ellie was high, but she was just stress talking.

by Mami Franku April 23, 2018

Stress belly

When one is stressed, and the stomach experiences mild discomfort, cramping, nausea, unexpected farting and or belching, bloating etc.

She's giving me stress belly.

by CoCo25 January 16, 2010

Stress Stepping

Repeatedly tripping yourself up about something. Becoming more and more frustrated. Becoming extremely stressed.

That bitch left me with nothing, but I'm not stress stepping to it.

Man, I'm fuckin' broke, but I'm not even stress stepping about it.

by sexy ewok December 27, 2011

Phantom stress

Phantom stress is where u have stress but u don’t know why and it’s because you are so used to having stress u still think u do and are just stressed for no reason. Otherwise known as anxiety

A: god I’ve been so stressed out this week but I have nothing going on. Why am I so stressed??
B: hm yeah that must be phantom stress

by nicegoodjewishgirl February 7, 2021

eggy stress

Noun - The overwhelming stress that one feels after something eggy happens. Something "eggy" could be being cheated on or going to wipe your bum but realising that there's no toilet roll in the house. The stress you feel from "eggy stress" could be compared to how you would feel if your balls were impaled with a keyring or if a fly landed on your eye and at that moment you blinked - smashing the fly all over your eyeball and permanently blinding you

The first use of the word originated in South England during the early 80's and has frequently been used then on. The phrase declined in popularity since the 2010's however is again on the rise.

Ethan: you, my boy Dextar slept with my gyal
Nathan: Wow, Ethan, can't believe he would do that. How are you feeling?
Ethan: mate, just so much eggy stress right now

by Flashyterror April 2, 2023

NetFlix Stress

The stress you feel when a Netflix DVD is sitting on your desk and you haven't had time to watch it.

I'm in a hurry! I've got Netflix Stress. There's a DVD at home I gotta' watch and get back into the mail -- or they'll never send me another one.

by Winvian girl July 20, 2011

Stress-blank

When stress from being put on the spot causes a momentary and inexplicable, lapse of memory, making the victim seem somewhat bumbling and foolish.

Possible Future Boss: So Eloise, it says here you have worked at some other law firms, may I ask which ones?

Eloise: umm.. ahh.. I swear I'm not lying... it was a big one... i'm sorry im having a stress-blank!

by heterodactyl November 26, 2010