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Killing Two Stones With One Bird

Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.
With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.
by Scizor69 February 10, 2022
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Stonks

The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade
When you upvote your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of one:
"Stonks"
by DankStonks June 17, 2019
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stoner stone stoopid Stoned stop stonk storm stoop(s) stoked stooge

STONE COLD LOSER

A cuck Republican in name only who puts his American constituents last. A multi-millionaire who straps dogs to the roof of his car, keeps binders full of women, and fires his cancer stricken employees so he doesn't have to pay for their health care expenses.
So nice to see RINO Mitt Romney booed off stage at the Utah Republican Convention. They are among the earliest to have figured this guy out, a STONE COLD LOSER!
by S. Patriot May 3, 2021
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Stowaway

A sexual partner you only contact late at night and when you are intoxicated.
Roxanne is Lenny’s stowaway at night for her mouth skills but he pretends he doesn’t know her in the light of day.
by Kong Dong 69 December 4, 2020
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Dino Stompers

Guy1: Yo my girl just got those dino stompers
Guy2: you mean those chunky fila shoes?
Guy1: yeah they’re fucking huge!
by Smokedoggydog January 18, 2020
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Nigga Stole My Beans

Basically u use this when some black dude comes up to u and steals ur beans
Me: *Eats Beans*
Nigga: *Steals My Beans*
Me: Nigga Stole My Beans
by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019
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Higgins Storm Chasing

A “weather forecasting” page run by that bloke who always tells your mates he’s caught a fish “this bloody big!” but he had to throw it back and didn’t get a photo in time.

Every time there’s potential for a storm, he releases a caps-lock filled tirade about how it’s going to be the end of days and we all need to start choosing who to eat first in our Higgins-endorsed storm bunkers.

Of course, he only knows about the storms because of weather models and charts provided to him by various actual meteorological services, including the BOM. He thinks he’s better than the BOM, and will point to the few times there has been a bad storm and he’s “predicted” it (ignoring the hundreds times he’s forecasted armageddon and there’s been some patchy showers and thunder).

He has an oblivious army of facebook idiots who find the BOM forecasts too confusing with their “percentages” and stuff. The kind of people who need their kids to come over every time they want to print something. Idiot bower-birds attracted to the shiny, colourful Higgins buzzword-vomit forecasts.
Higgins: There's going to be an apocalyptic thuperthell this thunday trust me, hide your wives and prepare your canned food I know this stuff trust me.

Me: what about that last time you predicted an apocalyptic Supercell? Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Dammit Higgins Storm chasing why would you lie to us like this?
by Brabbyscrawhauck January 21, 2020
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