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hate start

In fantasy sports, the act of inserting a persistently unproductive player into one's line-up purely for the emotional catharsis of raging against that player's continued lack of production.

Corollary: "Hate starting" may include an irrational effort to sabotage the actual career of a player, via the determination that placing him in your fantasy line-up is itself causing the lack of production.
"Dwayne Bowe has been completely useless all season, but I'm hate starting him anyway. My fantasy team will burn to the ground with Dwayne Effing Bowe."
by Ghandito September 27, 2013
mugGet the hate startmug.

Start menu

Created in 1995 windows 95 was the first one that had it, and since then. its a important part of windows and gained major improvements, like the search buit in to windows vista, and windows update in windows 98.
Grandma: How do i open a program?
Grandson: You click on the start menu!
Grandma: Ohhhhhhhh.
by 12345marios December 10, 2022
mugGet the Start menumug.

Starting The Lawnmower

When a girl goes down on a guy and as she's giving him a handjob he farts.
Guy 1: Man, last night was so embarrassing.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy 1: My girl was going down on me and as soon as she tugged my dick I farted.

Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she was Starting the Lawnmower.
by Dalexley April 2, 2021
mugGet the Starting The Lawnmowermug.

starts with a D.

Dilaudid is a brand name for Hydromorphone( an addictive opioid medication).
The patient states the only medication that relives their pain starts with a D.
by booboobusdriver January 5, 2019
mugGet the starts with a D.mug.

carne - start

When an individual wakes up hungover from drinking the previous night, only to throw together a rum and coke, which is then chugged before the first beer of the day.
Yeah dude, the other day the weather was so nice that me and joey did a carne - start before heading to the lax game.
by Zeebro11 May 23, 2011
mugGet the carne - startmug.

false start

An alternate term for premature ejaculation. Based off of the penalty in football where an offensive player moves after being set but before the snap.
I wanted to have sex with that girl but I committed a false start during foreplay, so it ended up not happening.
by Devveyovich December 24, 2017
mugGet the false startmug.

starting soon

Starting soon... *dream speed run music*
Dudududu
Starting soon
Girl: mommy this twitch user is starting soon!
Mommy: I don't care
by Alex is pretty cool October 26, 2022
mugGet the starting soonmug.

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