Starter Log

The first, short turd that is emitted, but an interruption of gas (fart) pinches it off. It is pushed off to the side by the rest of the bowel movement that follows it, in an unbroken, momentous, pile of shit. Ahhhh.....

OMG, who didn't flush? Look at this mountain of mud! It's all in a pile except that short one floating by itself. Yeah, that must be the starter log.

by PEARKAY June 2, 2010

sharted

an unexpected burst of shit while farting

i thought i had to fart. but i accidentally shited thence i "sharted"

by Harry Hardcastle January 26, 2009

cock starved

Cock starved - A state some men and women find themselves in when they do not get to suck or fuck a REAL MANS cock on a regular or semi-regular basis. Someone who loves to suck cock but has not had the opportunity to do so in a long time.

ME if I don't get to suck at least one cock a week. "Please come over, I am cock starved and I need to service a real man" OR "Man, Brian was sure cock starved yesterday, he went to the adult theater and sucked 4 cocks off. He swallowed 3 loads and wore the 4th on his face when he was at work."

by Scott Walcott April 15, 2008

startled gecko

When you're sexing a girl from behind against a wall, and you "accidentally" slip it into her ass.
she will proceed to 'climb the wall' like a startled gecko.

Nick couldn't stand up anymore so he gave Emma a startled gecko. We're still waiting for her to climb down from the roof.

by L-Mo April 29, 2008

sharted

When you gambled on a fart and lost, with shit coming out instead of what you thought was gas.

Denise: What's that smell?

Polly: I gambled on a fart and lost.

Denise: Eh?

Polly: You know, I sharted.

by mrausch May 31, 2009

Starter packs

A new sensation to hit social media feed (such as Twitter and Instagram ). Looked at by a bunch of teenagers all day and made by them too. Some starter packs are "the freshman hoe starter pack" and "the black guy who only dates white girls starter pack" very popular hashtag on Instagram.

"Hey what's up".

"Nothing just looking at starter packs on Instagram"

by secret-spy November 23, 2014

[Sharted]

When you you fart so hard a short dribble of shit comes out. It happens to people a lot but they cover it up by either... Flushing their underpants down the tiolet, scrubbing with a wet tissue or running away.

Dude, yesterday I was having a farting competition with my mum, then i accidently Sharted

by Super_Arj October 15, 2007