Dude I don't know how you can jerk off right after seeing your grandma
Just gotta give it a hard start man
Just gotta give it a hard start man
by Blaidd Du March 6, 2016
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by Sky Hot June 13, 2019
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When Layla-Ann accused Melrose of having worn leather shoelaces on Monday, I knew the two of them were about to start tofu.
by daltonjfk September 23, 2019
Get the Start tofu mug.An alternate term for premature ejaculation. Based off of the penalty in football where an offensive player moves after being set but before the snap.
I wanted to have sex with that girl but I committed a false start during foreplay, so it ended up not happening.
by Devveyovich December 24, 2017
Get the false start mug.When a woman loses her virginity, the only thing holding back her slutty personality, and starts sleeping with several guys. She is no longer restrained and let's her sluttiness take control...like a dick hungry werewolf.
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Get the fuck started mug.by Macho Fucker October 5, 2021
Get the Suck Start mug.In fantasy sports, the act of inserting a persistently unproductive player into one's line-up purely for the emotional catharsis of raging against that player's continued lack of production.
Corollary: "Hate starting" may include an irrational effort to sabotage the actual career of a player, via the determination that placing him in your fantasy line-up is itself causing the lack of production.
Corollary: "Hate starting" may include an irrational effort to sabotage the actual career of a player, via the determination that placing him in your fantasy line-up is itself causing the lack of production.
"Dwayne Bowe has been completely useless all season, but I'm hate starting him anyway. My fantasy team will burn to the ground with Dwayne Effing Bowe."
by Ghandito September 27, 2013
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