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sifter

verb.
1)To blend in/push in with other people, generally to ones advantage. A sifter is one who sifts, and is generally looked down on.

2) To come on to/ spade someone without any encouragement.
1)Hey, that guy just sifted into the queue. That's not fair, we've been waiting far longer than that sifter.

2) Ew, Kelsey won't leave me alone. He's such a sifty bastard.
by PlumTea May 29, 2004
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softener

1- A substance that is used produce soft water (water with reduced hardness). 2- A device used for the same purpose.
A water softener converts hard water, through ion exchange, into soft water. Soft water is mainly used in closed piping systems, such as heating and air-conditioning systems, to inhibit the formation of scale. Hard water, or simply tap water, is not to be confused with heavy water, which is mainly used in nuclear reactors!
by Farid Yanni June 11, 2006
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pop at its softest core

And people actually think they're rock!
by dref said right June 4, 2004
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Soffer

A social media douche who is afraid to say anything to anybody's face, but will comment about it on any social platform he or she can. Friends to your face, but an ass behind your back. in the real world, has very very few friends and will post on the weekends heavily because he or she is bored and has NOTHING else to do.
Dude 1- You bro, you want to get fucked up tonight?

Dude 2-No, I am gonna go on the book & gram and Soffer the shit out of some people.
by ScootsToTheBoots June 10, 2017
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givin me a softee

The situation that causes excitment but later turns into disapointment
Ashley showed me her thong, but later she was giving me a softee when she fell asleep.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion show was great, but the commercials were givin me a softee.
by thefort June 24, 2007
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sifter

noun. homo sapien specifically originating from lincoln university, canterbury, new zealand.
highly intellectual but actually well spoken pikey.
interests: lsd,pot, farmer scaring, surfing and sifting.
capable of blending in any social circle and only detectable by another sifter.(see sifter)
the aliens have landed, lets party.
(the drugs and beer have arrived let us celebrate)
by chanelle knows where u live September 14, 2003
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Softserve

What bro hasn't had a drunken sexual encounter, where no matter how said bro tries, they're too fucked up to make shit work. That is softserve.- A more acceptable, and encompassing synonym for whiskey dick.
Bro 1: Dude, I heard you hooked up with that girl from the party, how was it?
Bro 2: Shitty man, after I shotgunned that 4loko, I couldn't get my mind right. She was hot, and I wanted to get hard, but it was total softserve.
by chris7ian December 2, 2010
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