Sock

A tool used by many young men while masturbating to catch ejaculations and prevent a mess

Did you hear that Johny always has an extra sock on so he can jerk off on the go?

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

Pink Sock

When you get railed so hard, your rectum sags out of your ass.

David: Is that a pink sock?
Wesley: I'm afraid so...

by hamturkey May 15, 2017

poop fart nigga sock

Poop fart nigga sock

Tony likes cock so he’s a poop fart nigga sock

by Coolkid_73 April 26, 2021

boob sock

Term, presumably, coined by comic critic Dirk Deppy, used to describe drawing habit (mostly in comics and manga) where female upper clothes or armor are displayed the way, that they wrap around breasts, implying, that actual clothing piece or armor plate has special department for boobs. This comes from many (mainly male) comic or manga artists, thinking, that any cloth would automatically conform to the female breasts, where in reality they haven't seen a real boob once in their life.

This shirt has built -in boob socks!

by Seraph Fawkes July 18, 2016

Cum Sock

cum sock: your secret cum sock that you hide in under your bed. If your mother finds this she will send you to military school. Your stepsister wears this sock on her gear during sex and empties her snot on it. This sock has a very special place in your heart and if you lose it then you are going to cut off your pp. If you cut off your pp then your step sister will no longer like you and call you a dickless pussy. This makes you sad so you suck your best friends pp and it tastes like your cum sock and now you are sad. This is really just a plot of the government and they filmed you having anal sex with you cousin and they put it on PornHub. Now you are a famous porn star and the government gets 69% of your income without you knowing. You become homeless and start sucking more pp on the streets. You make your way up in the ranks of street pp sucking and now you become the lord of pps. Since you are the lord of pps you go back on to pornhub and you become instantly famous but the Soviet Union was making fake porn videos And were making more money then you were and so u started crying and grew your pp back. Then your step sister came back and you made Russian pornos with the sock on your step sisters head once again and you are reunited with your true found Alabama love.

Billy: Jimmys, your step sister looks really sexy in that cum sock
Jimmy: I know you should see her in bed with that thing on

by Free salsa March 23, 2020

sock'em boppers

Inflatable boxing gloves that allowed you to beat the shit out of younger siblings without destroying your knuckles

More fun then a pillowfight! Blow em up, put your hand inside! Get ready to have the time of your life! Sock'em Bopeers Sock'em boppers!

by Harry Asgrack June 5, 2008

patrol sock

Orphaned sock used by sailors to catch their loads while running a batch on patrol.

"Chief just did a berthing inspection and he found my patrol sock. Now I'm restricted for our next port call."

by killroo April 11, 2007