3 definition by hamturkey

Top Definition

When you get railed so hard, your rectum sags out of your ass.

David: Is that a pink sock?
Wesley: I'm afraid so...

by hamturkey May 15, 2017

The biggest Asshole on the planet

Fred: Do see that guy over there?
George: Yeah, it's Bob The Purple Cow

by hamturkey May 15, 2017

A dick with a hard tip but soft at the base.

Woah! That's one softcore erectus

by hamturkey May 15, 2017