Definitions by hamturkey

Softcore Erectus 

A dick with a hard tip but soft at the base.

Woah! That's one softcore erectus

Softcore Erectus by hamturkey May 16, 2017

Bob The Purple Cow 

The biggest Asshole on the planet

Fred: Do see that guy over there?
George: Yeah, it's Bob The Purple Cow

Bob The Purple Cow by hamturkey May 16, 2017

Pink Sock 

When you get railed so hard, your rectum sags out of your ass.

David: Is that a pink sock?
Wesley: I'm afraid so...

Pink Sock by hamturkey May 15, 2017