Bob The Purple Cow

The biggest Asshole on the planet

Fred: Do see that guy over there?
George: Yeah, it's Bob The Purple Cow

by hamturkey May 16, 2017

Softcore Erectus

A dick with a hard tip but soft at the base.

Woah! That's one softcore erectus

by hamturkey May 16, 2017

Pink Sock

When you get railed so hard, your rectum sags out of your ass.

David: Is that a pink sock?
Wesley: I'm afraid so...

by hamturkey May 15, 2017