smart answer

A good answer to a rhetorical question. An answer that proves you are still awake.

Because most rhetoric is used by lame people on autopilot, a smart answer is used to wake them up.

by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

smart dumb

when someone is seemingly smart but contradicts that belief by their dumb actions and choices of words

"it's a thing" - Pewdiepie 2020

"I keep telling you guys it's a thing. I'm smart dumb, look it up. uuh If it's not a thing, I should make it a thing" -Pewdiepie 2020

by screaming_leeks June 28, 2020

Smart Fella

The Opposite of a Fart Smella

You're either a Smart Fella or a Fart Smella

by Wakattackius the devourer September 29, 2021

Smart Fart

An app available at the App Store that will allow you to choose fart tones in a variety of social situations you wish to appear to pass gas in.

Man, we were packed like anchovies in the elevator and I used Smart Fart; in no time people were getting off on any floor they could!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

smart-assyness

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of mirth.

George: I'm sorry for the smart-assyness , but if it doesn't work out between us, do we still get to have great sex together?
Tracy: I'll think about it.

by Kate Charlton May 28, 2008

smart like dumptruck

a colorful variant of the words idiot, stupid, retard, moron, imbecile, dope etc... meaning literally that the person is roughly as intelligent as a 50 ton dumptruck

me big like tractor, smart like dumptruck

by megan123456789 December 29, 2007

smart ass phone

A smart phone that has been "apped out" with all kinds of annoying lights, noises, and virtual effects.

Dude#1 God, I am going to smash Josh's phone if he plays that Drama button one more time.

Dude#2 I hear you. He has turned it into a real smart ass phone.

by DRH the third April 29, 2013