showin up

Acting dumb to impress others, usually friends.

ayo, why you showin' up ?

by Anonymous March 27, 2005

stowing

Refers to the activity of eating and occurs when one is almost full or full but continues to eat, as in 'stowing your food away for later'.

"I'm stowing but I'll just manage another spoonful."

by Joanne Sahal January 2, 2006

Shwingle

Shwingle is a portmanteau of Waynes World 'shwing' (denoting an attractive person) and 'single', shwingle.

Therefore Swhingle is a hot single person.

Tom: She's so giving you the eye! Shes 'shwing' hot man, go for it.

Dave: Nah, shes got a boyfriend.

Tom: I heard she just split with her boyfriend, she's totally shwingle!

Dave: Done!

by Attractive Male A August 20, 2009

Shoingay

A flaming homosexual.

SHOINGAY *shoingay hands*

by kmp6973 May 9, 2019

Clown Shoeing

What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.

Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "

Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.

Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "

Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."

by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013

if it ain‘t snowing, i ain‘t going

Meaning that a man prefers blonde white woman

Guy 1: Are you coming to the party tonight?
Guy 2: if it ain‘t snowing, i ain‘t going!
Guy 1: Yeah a lot of blonde girls are going to be there.

by Saul Godman May 11, 2022

If it's snowing, then I'm going

When somebody goes somewhere because they heard white girls will be there.

(Mostly used by horny e-boys)

Are you going to the party?

If it's snowing, then I'm going.

by Griffin :) November 26, 2022