Shitbaton

Shitbaton

Shit-Ba-Ton: A really huge amount of something. This could be such a big amount that it's as much as a shitload and a ton combined.

Can be abbreviated to "sbt"

Person1: Did you see the game chat last night?
Person2: Yeah, that was a shitbaton of spam!

by Light027 September 23, 2012

Situationally attractive

A word to describe a person who may look attractive in a particular situation (ie. a skytrain or crowded bus), or around less attractive people, but when by themselves is not considered attractive. Not to be confused with attractiveness brought on my the consumption of alcohol.

*Thinking to self*, hmm that guy on the bus is pretty hot....*looks around*wait, I think he is just situationally attractive.

by jcf08 June 23, 2011

situationship

when two people are talking to each other like they are in a relationship but they are not in one. And they can not talk to anybody else this way.

" Hey are you Jake still talking to that girl ? "
" No man, he is in a situationship with Katie . "

by amour.princess July 23, 2019

fun situation

It’s when you’re flirting with someone and it’s “fun” between you two but You aren’t talking or a thing..... yet

We playfully flirt It’s a “fun situation”

by Lila_g September 10, 2019

Cray-Pas Situation

When you wipe your ass over and over, but it just keeps smearing around.

Joe: "Man, what took you so long in the bathroom?!"
Mike: "Sorry, I had a total Cray-Pas situation in there."

by Moonijuana November 22, 2010

situational farting

Expelling gas through one's asshole, in a controlled state, taking into consideration in advance, one's surroundings.

"Eric was able to get away with crop dusting in a meeting, due to his situational farting talents."

by gobroberts October 22, 2013

Shitsuation

Any adverse event that happens involving poop.

Jane was trying to unclog the toilet with the plunger and a splash of poopy water splattered on her face and she exclaimed," we have got a shitsuation on our hands".

by Shitsuation February 16, 2020