Salami Nips

Condition in which a womans nipples are enlarged to the size of what appears to be a slice of Salami.

Yo,that trick had mad salami nips!

by Buskirk December 26, 2007

salami cunt

A general term referring to a lady of affluence who's vagina is so blown out that an entire roll of salami can be sucked into her gaping twat with relative ease.

That Pocahantas was such a salami cunt that the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria were all lost witin the confines of her pretty pink pooter.

by Waddles September 18, 2008

Salamander Head

Someone with greasy slicked back hair like the skin of a salamander.

Gino is so greasy, he's such a salamander head

by 9banger December 1, 2010

Flying Salameh Nitrous Extreme

While wearing a cape you run off a couch, land at a 45 degree angle on top of her, say Smokejuice, bang her, give her a snowman slap, and then jump out through a window.
You may also perform the ninja during the Flying Salameh Nitrous Extreme.

Girl: Why the hell are you wearing a cape?
Ben: I'm finishing you off with the Flying Salameh Nitrous Extreme.

by Smokejuice June 27, 2007

Vertical Salami Bomb

Get your significant other in the yoga position, 'Downward Facing Dog', while you are standing up, grab her thighs to where they are now up by your hips, and she is on her hands facing down, similar to a handstand, rest your male member on the rim of her anus and pull up on her thighs as you thrust downward (extremely hard), forcing an air pocket into her rectum, which when done correctly will produce an immediate, thunderous release sounding much like a bomb.

Hey man, why did you and your girlfriend break up?" ..."Well, I gave her the Vertical Salami Bomb last night." ..."ouch

by JpizzleFarizzle April 15, 2011

Kazuya Sakamoto

• Name: 坂本和弥
• Name (romaji): Sakamoto Kazuya

• Profession: Actor and singer

• Birthdate: 1983-Dec-10

• Birthplace: Fukuoka prefecture

• Height: 170cm

• Weight: 50kg

• Blood type: O

• Family: Older twin brother (Sakamoto Naoya)

• Band: ON/OFF (Debuted in 2007)

He often refers to himself as Kazuya mama when doing laundry. He often doesn't make sense when writing about his simple day in his blog entries. When introducing himself he notes when giving his name he is the younger brother. By fans he is refered to as "Kazuya" or "Kazu" for short. Kazuya is very quite compared to his brother but has a smile that kills sweetly. Also, Kazuya has a rubber duck he likes to bathe with. Overall, he is a Japanese hottie, what is there not to like?

Kazuya Sakamoto the twin who is easy to attack in a broom closet.

Senario 1:
Kazuya Sakamoto: umm...hi my name is Kazuya but you can call me Kazu-chan.

Girl: *faints from sound of his voice*

Kazuya Sakamoto: *takes Girl away*

Senario 2:
Kazuya Sakamoto: *walks by*

Girl1: OMG! It is Kazuya!

Girl2: Isn't he the ultimate adorable?!

Kazuya Sakamoto: *lays by a cat to take a picture with it*

Girls: O.O O.O

by Himi~chan February 16, 2010

sakamaka

When something doesn't go right and messes up you express yourself out of frustration.

Your Lottery numbers didn't hit.

Sakamaka!

or

You trip and fell.

Sakamaka!

by Percy & KiKi June 27, 2008