Rupert the Bear

A white, hairy twat.

The good thing about shagging your gran is that you get a bowl of stew afterwards. The bad thing is that shes got a minge like Rupert the bear.

by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005

pull a rupesh shithawk

To guess at random, or use a dart-board to determine the cause or causes of automotive problems.
To rip off any customer based on the fact that you are a dumb fuck. Also when trinkets or promotional items go missing, and later sold at a flea market, he who took them pulled a rupesh shithawk.

"Wow, the battery was dead and you thought a control module would solve the problem?!! Charge the customer and pull a rupesh shithawk "

by Gerry P. May 18, 2007

Ruperto

God
the father of christ

the one who gave you light and all the other shit you take for granted.
your co pilot

Obey his will or Ruperto will smite you

by reasonerinbreathes May 10, 2010

yeet skeet repeet

F*ck boy alert

Yeet skeet repeet

by Keegan missig April 13, 2017

Rupert

This is a small creature who is invisible. He starts whispering stuff in your brain somewhere around the age of 25. Helpful comments to the effect of "Ahh, video games and pornography again, another success for wenesday. Dad's gonna be REALLY proud now!"

"Ahh more games and hentai this time? Perfect for a weekend"

-Rupert

by BleachGirl101 November 6, 2018

Rupees

Indian money usually in the form of pistachio shells.

I used my rupees to buy a child off the black market.

by Jewboi420 December 5, 2018

Rupped Up

When something (i.e. a person, place, or thing) is either partially destroyed, mangled, or beyond explanation using any known word in the english language.

While we were driving down the highway, we saw a pretty rupped up car accident downtown.

by Chesty Puller January 14, 2008