by E.Danger October 19, 2007

A means of delivering a baby via a hefty stomp on the stomach. This results in the infant being propelled from the womb, much resembling a bloody rocket.
Upon hearing news of impregnating his Ukrainian hooker, Scott stomp rocketed the unborn fetus across the room.
by chris "the catcher" October 6, 2008

Care for a Thompson? You really excpect me to smoke that dog rocket!?!? You'd best bust out with a Macanudo!!
by Abriel August 28, 2006

by fugitive September 29, 2004

An MRE rocket is produced by placing the heating unit of an MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) in an empty cola bottle, adding a cup of water and closing the lid.
It is then either:
A. Placed at a safe distance
B. Pointed at someone unfortunate enough to be sleeping through military shenanigans
The result is the expanding of the gas within the plastic bottle, and the eventual explosion or liftoff of said bottle.
NOTE: Be prepared to run like hell if your previously sleeping victim is larger than you.
It is then either:
A. Placed at a safe distance
B. Pointed at someone unfortunate enough to be sleeping through military shenanigans
The result is the expanding of the gas within the plastic bottle, and the eventual explosion or liftoff of said bottle.
NOTE: Be prepared to run like hell if your previously sleeping victim is larger than you.
by TexanMarine August 10, 2006

When the pressure in your asshole reaches critical levels that no man can contain, an explosive bowel movement of gargantuan proportions jetisons all material underneath "the rocket", displacing the water in the bowl, creating a geyser of fecal matter. Best used when toilet is clogged.
The appropriate warning for such a manuvuer is to yell "Fire in the Hole!" as loud as possible to save anyone in a 50 foot radius.
The appropriate warning for such a manuvuer is to yell "Fire in the Hole!" as loud as possible to save anyone in a 50 foot radius.
Anthony: "Hey our toilet is clogged."
Alex Clark: "That's okay, I have a Rocket Plunger building up."
....
Alex Clark: "Fire in the hole!"
BOOM.
Anthony dies.
Alex Clark: "That's okay, I have a Rocket Plunger building up."
....
Alex Clark: "Fire in the hole!"
BOOM.
Anthony dies.
by Alex "The Rocket" Clark November 28, 2011

The Peter Stringfellow of Crewe, minus the hair and lap-dancers.
Mild mannered maintenance engineer by day, Cheesey Cheshire Ladeez-man by night
Mild mannered maintenance engineer by day, Cheesey Cheshire Ladeez-man by night
by Hubba Hubba November 17, 2003
