Intoxicology Report

The bar tab. The report compiled by an intoxicologist. It may or maynot include a list of toxins, but always includes the name of the bar, the total amount spent, and (most importantly) the time of departure.

"Dude, I woke up this morning with a huge hangover, then I found 5 intoxicology reports in my wallet. Ouch!"

by Carrie E. September 26, 2008

Report Card

The insignificant school-related item you don't want your parents to see because you slacked off alot in school.

Archie was grounded for a month after he showed his parents his 2nd semester report card.

by goldmetaman July 11, 2009

Self Report

To kill someone in the game among us, and report the body that you killed.

Green (impostor): I found the body near o2! Black: HE SELF REPORTED I SAW HIM Cyan: yeah it looks like green vented Red: how do I go in vents like black did?

by Amongusfungus October 6, 2020

minority report

have sexual conquest with an asian, latino, pacific islander, and african

my friend won 3000 bucks in vegas bought a minority report, which included a room, and 8ball, and 4 hookers (an asian latino an pacific islander and a african)

by hessba December 31, 2011

Reporter

The "Reporter" (n) A Gordita combo meal from Taco Bell. Just as a firecracker has a report, so too does the Taco Bell Gordita. If you have it for lunch, the report will occur around 3 o'clock. In other words, you will have to pinch a loaf shortly after eating it. The "Report" time varies per person.

Mike enjoyed his "Reporter" at lunch, but regreted it later that afternoon.

James: Yo where's Mike? It's 3 o'clock.
Steve: I heard he had the "Reporter" for lunch. I hope he found a toilet in time.

by Walter Comanche September 11, 2005

download the brown report

a euphemism for defecation.

i'll be right back, i have to go download the brown report. it may take a while because i have a slow connection.

by JP November 7, 2003

Report Day

The worst f'ing day of the month at MSA because it is crazy busy. Every single one of your nets wants their reports and you have to check several hundred sheets of paper, all because the company refuses to go paperless and thereby save time and money.

I hate report day!

by ihateghosts April 17, 2009