Request Block

(v) the act of getting a message on FireFox, Safari, Google Chrome or any other internet source on the shitty Macbooks that the School District decided to hand out that will re-occur until refreshed enough times, quit the application enough times, or restarting your laptop.

Student: FUCK, i am getting request blocked.

by -JBuch22- January 1, 2012

requestfag

An annoying person who often spams requests such as a certain DLC to a video game developer. These requests are often impossible to be granted.

Guy 1: Hey, can I get Metallica DLC for Rocksmith?

Guy 2: Stop being a requestfag, Metallica DLC will never happen.

Guy 1: Hey, can I get Metallica DLC for Rocksmith?

Guy 2: Stop being a requestfag, Metallica DLC will never happen.

by justmichael August 24, 2014

Requestion

To make a request in the form of a question.

She requestioned her husband to do the dishes, but he knew that was just an order.

by Trixey Firecracker February 25, 2018

Requeerence

The process of turning gay after a previous coming out with a consequtive return to heterosexuality and disillusionment in that decision.

Two years ago he had a coming out. A year later he broke up with his boyfriend and got married to a girl that lives next door to me. However he realized that he is not happy in that relationship and became extremely disappointed in heterosexuality. He is in a state of requeerence now and enjoying his gay way of life.

by Arkad October 11, 2018

requestion

when you want something but you don't really know how to ask

"Hey mum, I have a requestion"

by justanotherindi January 13, 2020

Requestion

When you give someone a requirement or request (i.e., tell them what to do) but deliver it in the form of a question, making it seem like they have a choice.

At the end of the meeting Sam's boss said "You'll send that report to me by 5pm today, right?".

When Sam was getting ready to head home Pat said "You better send that file before you go, if you don't you're going to get in big trouble!"

Sam sighed and looked for the report, knowing it wouldn't be read for a week (if ever) but also knew he'd hear about it in his annual review if he ignored another requestion from his manager.

by Saussygal July 2, 2020

requeefiem

The last and grandest queef during a session of sex.

Person 1: "Dude my girl just released the requeefiem last night!"

Person 2: "Holy shit man. I think I actually heard it while I was sleeping next door!"

by nigga cat eater June 9, 2021