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Potato Corner Religion

The region of which we all love potato corner(Best fries). If you are a follower please help tell everyone else about how potato corner has the best fries and that if they don't try it before they die they will die without knowing how good it is.
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by njdskjfndsjfnds November 14, 2022
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Unicornism [Religion]

1. The religion where a group of people called "Unicornists". Worship that, 5236 years ago, 'The Unicorn of Destiny' was born, and brought "marijuana" into the universe. "When thy shalt smoke this 'Joint' you shall have holy things run through thy brain." They also beleived that the Unicorn of Destiny fucked the virgin mary, when she was super duper high. And his son is Jesus. Jesus only beleived he was the son of god because he was a crack baby! Now a days groups of people gather in large groups known as "Herb Circles" or "Dude, let's get high" and smoke marijuana cigarretes... Reefers (By the way we never said the unicorn had died)

2. The beleif in having sex with horses enables the baby to grow an ever erected penis on their snout

Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
1. Weed.... Bitch... Unicornism Religion

2. Fuck a horse and find out... Unicornism religion

The unicorn thing was necissarry? REARRY?


Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
by The Unicorn of Destiny March 29, 2009
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Religion

One of the easiest ways to get people angry at each other quick.
Person A: Hello good neighbor. You look like a cool guy. My name's John.
Person B: Howdy. My name's Mark. I'm a very spiritual person, and I want you to know the grace of thy lord. Have you been saved by Jesus?
Person A: No, I'm an atheist.
Person B: FUCK YOU COCK SUCKING FAGGOT RAPIST PEDOPHILE GAY JACKASS BITCH WHORE DICKHOLE DIPSHIT CUNT SLUTTY WHORE FUCKER CUM EATING ASSHOLE DILDO PUSSY LICKING RELIGION HATING CONDOM WRAPPER!
by TheEnlightenedOne15 October 11, 2018
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religion

A system whereby people look to supernatural forces or entities for guidance, protection, power, knowledge, etc.

Ideally, religion should be about soul-searching, personal betterment, open inquiry, honesty, community, compassion, and striving towards a higher plane of existence. Regrettably, throughout history religions have been created/perverted by the societal elite to maintain their power and oppress others. Unfortunately, it is because of such sins of the past (and present; see televangelist, religious right, gaybashing) that have contributed to a global increase of people unwilling to accept any kind of religion.
Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Shintoism, tribal shamanism, Zoroastrianism, Vodun (Voodoo), Mormonism, etc.
by Yax Balam January 6, 2005
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Religion

An organized set of spiritual beliefs for the purpose of gaining knowledge about the ultimate nature of reality. It serves as a constant source of purpose and comfort for countless millions of people. It is often incorrectly blamed for every evil in human history. Religion is not, and never was the source of these evils. It is our own corrupt and violent nature as human beings that cause evil. This coupled with strong socio-economic forces have made history quite violent, however it has all been in spite of religion not because of it.
The claims of religious text do not even need to be true for religion to have social utility.
by Keys7854 July 27, 2010
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religion

The biggest lie in human history. It has been responsible for more deaths throughout human history than all other unnatural causes combined. For a thousand years the Church was a tyrannical dictatorship that used religion to control the uneducated masses. Free your minds and come into the 21st century
"Religion is the child of Ignorance and Fear"
by ShadeeFan April 18, 2003
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Religion Star Actually

It is better we give time a moment to this self for fills substantial spirit, because already to fulfilled well our physical/body everyday. So now moment it mind turn and heart whom we fulfill, if really we still to felt human. I am sure if we still can to a moment give time so that we can wiseer and piety in life this. Every life form certain there final, so properly we can learn from times that already us pass, because only with our substantial result can save our good charity by provision aim alive more true that is hereafter. I want to remind to us all, be careful towards something that can be enemy for us, can through people, or also our self. Because proudest human character. And very careless easy for grateful to alive and die. The above is true advice short this. May can be benefit for us all. Best wishes for us that still at give it opportunity by do good something that and Useful. Under this there a little message may be can at make spiritual input. This world life only is to link to aim alive more.
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