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regret

What you usually feel while waking up with hang-over and a sasquatch by your side.
Man...I really regret going to that bar last night.
by S. Deviant April 18, 2008
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facebook regret

When you friend request a person on facebook who you dont know at all or very well and they bring up your facebook request in person and say they dont know you in front of people, making you look like a weirdo.
Blake turned out to be a total facebook regret. He made me look like a creeper in front of everybody, when all I did was friend request him to be friendly.
by wepow December 1, 2009
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MLR (mid-load regret)

Man having sex with somebody. During the orgasm he is overcome with feelings of regret and wants to leave.
I was on a first date when I had an attack of MLR (mid-load regret)
by Tony Quintal October 9, 2007
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reger

A reger is a term for a micro brew brewmaster or one who brews beer in small batches.

The term reger originated with a famous Southern California brewmaster named Reger who's Barley Legal beer is widely known.
Did you hear Zoran got a new profession? He is a reger now, I cant wait to taste his beer.

This beer is great, who is the reger?
by Lance Gary October 14, 2009
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Coitus Regretus

(noun) being in a state of continually regretting a lapse in sexual judgment (EX: walk of shame)
"When I think about Vidal, I have an overwhelming sense of coitus regretus and want to forget it ever happened."
by Holly M S May 22, 2010
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Regerts

The deep understanding that you are in some shit you should not be in.

Don't confuse with regrets. Regrets are a normal feeling everyone has when they can't attend a party, or when you make a mistake that you're really sorry about. Regerts are different. Regerts are when you begin to reassess whether you've actually ever made a good decision ever in your life.
Margaret: What's up, bud? You seem off.

John: I got a squid tattoo on my lower arm last night. I have regerts.
by nocharge July 31, 2023
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Regretify

Having sex when neither party wants it
I'm gonna regretify him
by Dizzy D Lozano July 24, 2011
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