a blended combination of feces and flesh from inside the anus. often referred to when describing something disgusting and/or pertaining to the the taste a homosexual gets when munching another man's rectum
"I heard that daniel totally fucked up his face with a fork, and now it totally looks like some rectal syrup."
by pinkirishgoatz December 27, 2009
Get the rectal syrupmug. An act of climbing into the ass of a large person or animal, crawling through their digestive tract and eventually making their way out of the mouth.
Johnny started his rectal adventure when he inserted his head into the elephant’s butt and proceeded to crawl through a system of shit and acid until he was regurgitated out of the elephant’s mouth.
by joseph blough October 8, 2023
Get the Rectal adventuremug. The act of building a castle, wall or some other form of defense inside the anus to protect against homosexual invasion.
by 8============D--- ( Y ) April 22, 2010
Get the Rectal Fortificationmug. "Terry put on his best trapping pants and went to the gay bar for a spot of Rectal Gladiation. He is a full blown Rectal Gladiator"
by Big Shag. January 16, 2010
Get the Rectal Gladiatormug. Did you hear about that rectal snorkeler who suffocated while snorkelling Michael Barrymore's rectum?
by cumfucker December 19, 2008
Get the Rectal Snorkelermug. A man/woman who's only purpose on this world is to stick his erected dong into the weakened anal cavity of other organisms. This rare breed of humanity finds extreme pleasure in German Dungeon Porn and getting a slick coat of shit slabbed across his chest with the help of robotic hands. It is not uncommon to find fecal remains in their toothbrushes/hairbrushes or to find pictures of defecating corpses within scrapbooks.
by Jordowns April 28, 2014
Get the Rectal Wranglermug. The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.
by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009
Get the Rectal projectilemug.