Reames Ruckus

The habits that a reames will exhibit while inhebriated. Having absolutley no resposiblity in life leaves reames's a lot of down time most of which is spent being very drunk. Some of the things that will help you identify a reames ruckus: Absolutly no motor skills or coordination at all i.e. smashing into things, stumbling over ones own feet, repeating ones self over and over again in inaudable jibbrish, cursing and telling terrible jokes at very inapropriate times, depositing half of anything that the reames eats onto their face and clothes. Receiving citations for public intoxication and being annoying to everybody around of sound mind. The mess left after a reames ruckus is always left to be cleaned up by another indivdual that the reames perceives to have any sense of responsibility. This happens because of the habit being nurtured and accepted for almost all of the reames's life.

What the hell happened down here, another reames ruckus?

by S.K. Rango January 25, 2009

Reamageddon

Reamageddon: An all out assault of slicing and dicing your prostate for pathology samples.

As the doctor snaps on his vinyl glove and looks at me with a sh*t eating grin, "alright Richard, curl up into fetal position this might be a little uncomfortable."

Oh my f**king word... Little did I know it would be an all out assault on my prostate. Upon slicing and dicing my prostate for pathology samples I am thankful for Reamageddon as I am cancer free. I will forever be in fear of sharting.

by Rootlock November 28, 2012

ass reamming

When some one get so pissed of at you the screem at you and it feel like you were raped in the ass by bubba

" yo my boss gave me a ass reamming so bad i could not take a shit for a week

by =MikeSchmid+ January 13, 2008

reamed by ricockulousness

A special situation in which you get shot down because some scrawny pansy who's too busy with flowers to find his sexuality comes into the picture. Also: being screwed over to the point of laughter because you realize how dumb people can be

by Jeff Higbee September 2, 2003

Reamirez

Macho man who runs shirtless thinking that females like it. Unfortunately it is usually the guys that enjoy his antics.

"Did you see Ryan the other day running around the track? He is one fine Reamirez!!"

by Ryin February 2, 2007

reamcha

Someone who is attractive/sexy

pronounced ''reamchaaah''

Boy: man that girl is reamcha!

That chick is reamcha

by BarbieThiemann January 25, 2011

ReamerJack

The act of a female sexual partner orally reaming out (eating out) a man's arse, while simultaneously jacking him off. Also synonymous with the phrase RustyTrombone.

Hey look at Mike, the lucky bastard's receiving a nasty ReamerJack" from Lois!

by CowtownCricket November 7, 2014