raptored

The act of getting jumped by a bunch of midgets with really sharp nails...

I was walking down the street when i got raptored, i didn't see it coming....

by Thetigsy July 8, 2015

RVPTURE

A Godly being of unknown Ascended origin. Never shows it's true forms. Dislikes humans and enjoys being alone.

Also streams @ twitch.tv/rvpture/

So today I saw RVPTURE stream @ twitch.tv/rvpture/

by RVPTURE November 1, 2017

Rupture

Breach:a gap in a wall.

The rupture was amazing.

by Mb28 January 16, 2019

Riptured

When you rip or ruptured something and you’re not sure which one it is!

I think I riptured something

by LittlebirdGryff April 23, 2019

Ruptured

To be ruptured, is to be inebriated beyond reasonable comprehension.

Rah, look at beale he’s fucking ruptured

by Mcmorris2000 April 5, 2021

Rapturing

1. Claiming to step away from a date “for a moment” (restroom? a smoke? a call?), but sneaking out the back door to sweet freedom.

2. Agreeing to meet a date at a 2nd location but never showing up.

Rapturing ex:

1. That guy was so creepy I had to rapture in the middle of the date.

2. Ugh! I think Anton got raptured somewhere between coffee and the restaurant.

by Nerdytyper October 11, 2021

Rapeture

The moment where Jesus Fucking Christ comes to rape all Jewish and Satanists.
Only Christians are spared and go to Heaven while the Jewish and Satanists go to Hell.

The Bible says the rapeture will come.

by gregben October 16, 2022