Donut roll

Going to multiple donut shops sampling donuts. Much like going on a pub-crawl, except your going for donuts. Inspired by National Donut Day.

Brian, "Has anyone seen Randy?"
Liz, "Nope, last I heard he was on a Donut Roll."

by RgWord June 7, 2013

roflysst

Rolling on the Floor Yet Somehow Still Typing, originated by British comedian Bill Bailey to highlight the logical inaccuracy of modern internet abbreviations, and for a bit of a laugh.

Man1 - Did you hear about <funny topic>?
Man2 - That's Hilarious, ROFLYSST!

by Urban Definitions ltd. October 15, 2010

Slut and Rally

When someone leaves a party to go hook-up and then goes back to the party afterwards. Similar to the boot and rally, but instead of blowing chunks, the person likely blew something/someone else.

After we screwed I totally wasn't ready for the night to end, so I pulled a slut and rally!

by DanInATL October 19, 2011

Roll of Wallpaper

Alternative phrase to Boxing glove on the end of a swans neck when describing a man who is well endowed in the trouser department

Woman in pub - So then, tell me why I should go on a date with your friend Dave?

Man in pub - Because love, he has a cock like a roll of wallpaper!

by blurtworth January 7, 2011

Baby Roll

the act of celebrating after a physical or moral victory by acting as if one picks up a baby and gently cradles it in one's arms.

Tom: "I proceeded to look up at the jumbo tron at the basketball game after we lost..."

Heather: "Ya, what happened?"

Tom: "Garrett was on there baby rolling the shit out the entire arena!"

Heather: "That's nut balls!"

by Godweezy March 3, 2010

soggy roll

Moist vagina

I could tell by the way she was watching me dance, she had a soggy roll.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 3, 2014

Rip your face off rally

This is an extremely painful event. It typically occurs in the stock market, when you just finished getting so leveraged up on full margin with short positions.

The stock market then viciously turns and "heads" up the other direction all while ripping your face physically off. It happens so quickly it is typically only noticed when you look up from your keyboard to ask your trading partner what happened, and he only see's a pair of lips and what used to resemble a face talking to him.

A CNBC contributor, Steve Grasso, is a well known advocate to stopping this disease from spreading.

Hey Billy, is that Melanie Griffith over there or some guy that got his face ripped off in last weeks stock market rally?

rip your face off rally

by trav0987654 August 6, 2011