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shar-pei puppies

old, wrinkled boobs.
That octogenarian displayed her shar-pei puppies at the beach.
by weave March 18, 2003
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flock of puppies

a large grouping or collection of young dogs, technically under the age of 4 months, moving in a common direction.
i almost ran over a flock of puppies. whaaat the heck.
by heresproof March 10, 2010
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Kick Puppies

A retort commonly followed after accuse someone of something extremely horrid and cruel that has no bearing to the conversation at hand.

A tactic generally used against Liberals and Progressives unable to come up with a valid counterpoint in a political or social argument.

(see racist, homophobe, hate monger, Nazi, Fascist)
Person 1: "Wisconsin cannot afford to pay teachers right now with the current setup. Either teachers budge and actually start contributing a mere 3.6 percent into their retirement and pay a slight increase of their co-pay for medical bills or they're going to have to cut tens of thousands of jobs!"

Person 2: "YOU OBVIOUSLY HATE TEACHERS, THAT'S WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS!"

Person 1: " And I kick puppies too."
by Flession March 8, 2011
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Hush Puppies

When you pull your pockets out so they look like Hush Puppie dog ears. Predominantly used on sweat pants that have been cut to make sweat shorts. It eliminates pick pocketing, makes you look original, refuses to let change fall out of your pocket, and gives you an excuse to reach in your pants all day.
Hush Puppies are the safest and most effective way to wear pants, if you need to wear pants.
by Frogers October 2, 2006
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Puppies

Person A: Hey! You got the puppies?
Person B: Yes siree!
by pinwheelllll November 22, 2011
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I Hate Puppies

A mild expletive of sorts for those who are incapable of swearing for whatever reason (in church, at a job interview, etc.). It is best used when muttered slowly while shaking the head.
Person 1: "Hey buddy, what time is the J-train supposed to come?"

Person 2: "You just missed it. It came about a minute ago."

Person 1: "...I hate puppies."
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Person 1: "My car just broke down. We're going to be late to your wedding."

Person 2: "Oh, how I hate puppies."
by PuppyEater July 20, 2010
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love puppies

i word for cute round BOOOBIEEESSSS!!!!
"Wow linds, would you look at that girls love puppies? they are so perfectly touchable looking!! OMG I wish i had breasts like that!"
by heckz N krak January 14, 2009
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