reverse porch pirate

The act of going directly to someone's place of residence and leaving them a package, rather than sending it through the mail. The contents can be anything from a glitter bomb to a legitimate gift.

I'm bored and that prick who stole my lunch last week isn't home, so I'm gonna reverse porch pirate him with my cat's used litter.

by blue_heart February 14, 2023

Hosing off the back porch

tucking your penis back, goat style, then peeing behind you

He was really hosing off the back porch with his dick

by Huser February 3, 2007

Lousiana Purchase

When a girl's ass transforms into a large mass and volume within a very short period of time less than 12 months similar to the immediate U.S. land expanison of 1803.

Dan: Dude, I don't know how her ass got that big. It was small last year.

David: Yeah, it was, that's a total Lousiana Purchase.

by DHolman_est1993 April 28, 2011

porch

Used to describe a person or his/her actions as lazy, trashy, unattractive, materialistic, good-for-nothing, cheap, of lesser quality, or simply anything that the name-caller feels is below his/her own personal beliefs and values in life.

E.g., "that girl is so porch" could mean this girl did a number of contradictory things or lives her life in a number of ways including the following:
(1)dressing/acting like trash,
(2)not hooking up with you,
(3)blowing your uncle,
(4)believing anal sex = virginity,
(5)throwing up on herself at a bar,
(6)shitting herself at a party after taking too much GHB, or
(7)being lazy, spoiled and unproductive while being banked by daddy.
(This term is applicable to both men and women.)

by Gabriel Cash May 23, 2006

Sleep on the Porch Night

1. An evening in which you go out to a party or the bars, shamelessly sing your heart out on the karaoke stage, then walk home barefoot only to find that you are locked out of your house, but are too afraid to wake up your roommates (who have exams the next day), so despite the freezing temperatures, you fall asleep on your front porch.

2. Any truly crazy college night that provides you with several funny stories to tell the next day.

Since college is going to be over before we know it, we have to have as many Sleep on the Porch Nights as possible before we graduate so that we have stories to tell our grandchildren.

by Pink Dragon January 28, 2004

perching

Sitting, while drunk or high, and eating constantly without doing anything else. It is possible to do so sober, but it is exceedingly rare to be sober and perching, for one must abandon dignity to truly perch.

Dude! Stop perching! You're going to eat that entire f***ing pack of oreos!

by QuickTipsManual January 23, 2011

Porch Dyke

A lesbian with absolutely no social life. Which is why she is a lesbian in the first place. She stays home i.e. the "porch" and dyke's herself out to whoever comes over.

Rachel: "Hey where's Dani?"
Megan: "What? You know that porch dyke doesn't hang out with us anymore."
Rachel: "Oh yeah."

by Jay-Rome October 25, 2006