cooter punch

Ancient Chinese retaliatory maneuver in which a male blocks his testicles from being kicked by a female and instantly drops to his knees and punches the female in the vaginal area causing intense pain and simultaneous shame

Jan tried to kick frank in the balls but he countered with a cooter punch that shook her ovaries loose.

by thesircus January 10, 2009

roll with the punches

when things dont go your way and you adapt to the changes and keep moving ahead instead of flipin out

Nothing ever goes my way so i just roll with the punches

by Mello Man December 2, 2004

Nigger Punch

Pronunciation: \ˈni-gər ˈpənch\
Function: noun
Date: 21st century

1 : any variety of grape flavored beverages containing either alcohol or high quantities of sugar a : grape flavored "kool-aid" b : MD 20/20 Red Grape

2 : a home made concoction, originated in the southern United States (Texas), containing promethazine, codeine, and soda

3 : Africanized moonshine

Call it what you will: sizzurp, purple drank, lean; I call it for what it is....nigger punch!

by Jim Fuckin'! Morrison August 4, 2009

Christ Punch

While having missionary style sex, with the Females arms at her sides like Jesus on the Cross, you proceed till the point where she is about to orgasm. As she climaxes you slam both elbows down into her eye sockets and she will see Jesus.

Sandy told me she wanted to go to Church more, so instead I Gave her a Christ Punch, now she's an atheist.

by HeyzoosKrist August 6, 2011

Punch a Grumpy

The act of taking a really mean dump.

I actually have left partys because I had to "Punch a Grumpy"

by Vegas March 23, 2003

punching the air

The act of pretending to “fight someone” because you’re angry about something.

I bet everyone from Toronto is punching the air after finding out Kawhi is leaving the Raptors.

by Hey What's Up You Guys, Yes! July 19, 2019

Snookie punch

When a girl, (famously named after snookie from mtv's "jersey shore") gets punched in the face by a dude. It's usually followed my some fist pumping and brawling by greasy italians.

Scott: Ang, don't piss me off.
Ang: Why, what're you going to do about it?
Scott: Bitch, I'll snookie punch you right now.

by sjgjsalmp<3 January 11, 2010