pullin the goalie

Having sex with out protection if your partner gets pregnant its not planned but not a surprise.

Hey Joe, you guys trying to have kids?
We aren't trying but not avoiding it. Basically we are pullin the goalie.

by braymo July 29, 2009

Pullin' an Obama

Facing a dire situation and keeping an even temperament as you roll up your sleeves and dig in to repair all the damage done by those who preceded you.

I was out for two weeks from work, and I come back to a disaster at the office. Bad choices were made, nothing appropriate was getting done, and now I have to fix it all. Time to start Pullin' an Obama.

by Raziaar July 10, 2009

Pullin' a Jack

When a person ditches a class, while there is a major test.

There are 5 tests tomorrow at school, I am going to be pullin' a Jack.

by Aziz March 08, 2016

Pullin' a Snooki

Pullin' a Snooki is when any of your female friends get so hammered that they make comments about people that make you want to hit her in the face.

Sam: And your wife is a CUMDUMPSTER! *Downs another shot and burps* Bitch....
John: Damn, she's Pullin' a Snooki, Matt.
Matt: I know but if she is anything like Snooki, I may get laid later.
*Matt and John fistbump*

by IHateSnooki February 08, 2011

Pullin the Guerrerro

the act of masturbating in an unusual place where people think you might be gay

Backstory:
(a freshman at my school was jerkin off in the boys locker rooms after p.e.)

person 1: whats that sound man?
Person 2: oh thats just brandon pullin the guerrerro in the bathroom stall....in the boys locker room

by murphman217 November 15, 2011

Pullin ice

When your deep in a girl and you find out she's cold as ice, so when you pull out your chillin with a rock hard popsicle.

" Bruh, how was it banging that chick last night, i heard she's a heart breaker?"

"Yeah man, i was pullin ice."

by Thepullerofice June 07, 2017

pullin a woody

a person who kills every joke is called pullin a woody
- can also be called pullin a wood or wooley

people ; hahahahah that was the funniest joke ever
woody; tells not so funny joke
people: dude you pullin a woody (killed it)

by 700002 December 02, 2009