Procrastibake

v. Making banana bread.

45 minutes ago: Wow, those bananas are brown and disgusting.

Now: Wow, this banana bread is delicious! Thanks, I meant to eat them a week ago. I procrastibaked!

by Earl Anderson January 29, 2023

Procrastibate

To put off masturbating until later.

No more time to procrastibate. I need to rub one out before I go to the pool, since it's mostly kids.

by Abubaca August 16, 2024

Procrastibaking

The act of baking something completely unnecessary, with the intention of avoiding more urgent tasks or responsibilities. Often results in a surplus of baked goods and a still unfinished to-do list.

I had a huge report due, but I spent the entire afternoon procrastibaking cookies instead."

by Thechristain_girl May 30, 2024

procrastibate

To avoid a task or event by prioritizing personal pleasure.

I should try do some work but all i want to do is procrastibate

by cosmic-n March 5, 2024

Procrastibarking

The act of barking (literally or metaphorically) as a way to procrastinate or avoid doing something you need to do. Often involves unnecessary noise-making or distraction to delay productivity.

Example in a sentence:
"I was supposed to clean my room, but instead, I spent half an hour barking at the neighbor's dog. Classic procrastibarking!"

"I was supposed to clean my room, but instead, I spent half an hour barking at the neighbor's dog. Classic procrastibarking!"

by M1N0L3SS January 28, 2025