Property Forfeiture

The controversial and indirect act of surrendering rights, resources, and possesions(including children) to another person, group, or authority due to abuse, neglect, and overall stupidity on the part of the original owner(s). Necessitated by progress or changing local, national, and international advances in civilization and morals. Typically very beneficial in the long term to most of society.

Mark: Hey, why are you taking away my children!!!!
Officer: Your meth lab was endangering their lives.
Mark: I'm American, I have rights. This is fascism!
Officer: No, it's Property Forfeiture.
Mark: Can I keep my meth lab equipment?
Officer: No.
Mark: This is communism!
Officer: Get in the car.

by Melizza September 19, 2005

Propertyism

Propertyism means you believe that there is only men and property. Also goes by Kitchenism.

"Did you hear that kid next door thinks women belong in the kitchen, I guess we could consider him to believe in Propertyism."

"Those rich folks believe in Propertyism. I can't even bring my girlfriend there without them forcing her into the damn kitchen."

by Propertyism January 31, 2019

Propertyism

Means you believe that there is only men and property. Also known as Kitchenism.

"I can't bring my girlfriend to my friend's house because he believes in propertyism. He just forces her into the kitchen everytime she walks in..."

by Propertyism January 31, 2019

Spousal Property Migration

This is where your wife will use something in the house and move it to a new location instead of putting it back where it is supposed to go (even though it may have been in that same spot for 10 years). This works with anything in the house, but Tools and flashlights are favorites for most wives.

My tools were in the toolbox, but due to spousal property migration, I can't find a damn thing in its place any more. "Honey, were is my freegin screwdriver?!"

by Frustrated husband December 18, 2009

Public property

PELs
|pē ē elz|

noun

Acronym for Pussy-Eating Lips. The equivalent of DSLs (Dick-Sucking Lips), but used on a vulva. Typically just fuller than average lips, but on a face one would enjoy receiving cunnilingus from. Can belong to either a man or a woman.
If Angelina Jolie ate hair pie, her DSLs would be mad PELs!

White chicks often develop jungle fever when they realize that the average spear chucker not only has more meat whistle, but also some serious PELs

Those are some nice pels(public property)

by Sweet suzy May 10, 2019

Transitive property

1) Any variety of inclination to transition between one state and another, though it most commonly applies to transgendered people;

2) Any form of real, personal, or intellectual property belonging to a transperson.

1) “Why’d Mark break up with Gina? They

seemed madly in love.”

“Yeah it really sucks, but Mark wants kids, and Gina wasn’t upfront with him about her transitive property .”

2) “Following Bruce Jenner’s transition into Caitlin Jenner, all of her worldly possessions became transitive property.”

by The Throbbing Clut of Justice December 20, 2017

State Property

Absolutely the sorriest movie made to show people how the hood is, this shows why Roc-A-Fella is really good for nothing but its rappers(Jay-Z, Freeway, and Jim Jones)

I don't want to see State Property 2 if it is worse than its counterpart, the original State Property.

by *Wonderboy Marvel* July 28, 2003