Porn

Think thing you look up when your patents tell you to go to bed.

Usually look up anime sex. Gets you hot by your lower privates. Includes touching yourself. Get you horny. Watching porn can do that.

by I can spell sexual things April 29, 2014

Porn

A form of erotic video, particularly loved by the elderly. Porn is highly popular in the grandmother community, and is often a point of discussion during book clubs, or knitting conventions.

Old lady at book club: have you seen the new mudbone montage?

Other old lady: yeah, that's some swell porn!

by DEATHSTAR November 27, 2013

Porn

The pleasure of all men. Women hate it.

Boy: Awwwwww you just stepped on my porno!
Girl: Serves you right! *inaudible insults*

by Pornviewer October 11, 2010

Porn

A beautiful thing that I almost got caught watching

Porn
Mom walks through door
Mom: What is little baby boy doing.
Son covers his junk real fast
Son: NOTHING MOM!

by RayShamBo March 30, 2015

Porn

A nice website with beautiful pictures, specifically food such as cream pie, blue waffles and many more. It also has very romantic videos that you and your family will certainly enjoy.

We watched porn on valentines day, it was a beautiful gift from my husband.
I am so bored, I am going to look at porn.

by xLed.Zeppelinx June 30, 2015

Porn

Really nigga....you know damn well what porn is

Lets go watch some porn

by Nsp_236766 October 8, 2019

Porn

Something everyone watches but are embarrassed to say that they do.

Man 1: Do you watch porn?
Man 2: err... no... Why would I want to?

by Cleaningupthisplace November 18, 2013