bloody tampon popsicle

a bloody tampon which is frozen in ones freezer to become a frozen.

"I was over ay Emily's house last night and she had a freezer of bloody tampon popsicles."

by CUNT FUCKER May 13, 2005

blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle

the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D

stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"

by cutie with a bootie May 25, 2008

Sex and Popsicles

A phrase coined to express indifference to a given situation.

"Where do you want to eat?"

"I don't know... it's all sex and popsicles to me."

by Andrew Walters December 1, 2007

Russian Popsicle

When a woman performs oral on you after you have had sex with her while she is on her period.

I got Kelly to suck my russian popsicle.

by RevRob81 April 23, 2008

Ball Popsicle

A ball popsicle is when a female takes such joy in licking your testicles, they essentially emulate a popsicle.

The fine bitch made a ball popsicle out of my shit.

by Nino Bambino April 6, 2004

Paedophile Popsickle

Painting your cock to look like a lollipop to little kids

A paedophile popsickle is when a paedophile paints his erect cock to look like a lollipop. He then hides behind something, with his cock in view. Little kids will think it's a lollipop, and give a good lick. This will pleasure the paedophile!

by tomafishaful November 12, 2011

fudge popsicle

when a couple has anal sex and the man's (or the pitcher in a gay relationship) cock gets all shitty

"Too bad she was constipated last night"

"How come?"

"We had anal sex and I ended up getting a fudge popsicle"

by dfuygyuhvg,kjlh March 27, 2009