screwed the pooch and knocked it up

To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.

Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.

by ElOjo January 9, 2008

pooched

broken; incorrect; displaying negative characteristics without explanation; less than optimal

I don't know what's wrong with your friggin' HDTV -- all I know is that it's probably pooched.

by 69 your mom December 26, 2005

poochie patch

The pubic area on the female body including the the sexual and reproductive organs, including the vulva, vagina, and pubic hair.

The woman wore a short dress with no undergarments, and everyone could see her poochie patch when she bent over.

by Professor Slang, esq April 16, 2009

poopchat

A prank snapchat of your pants around your ankles whilst on the toilet. The word "Poopchat!" Is often displayed.

"Oh I got a snapchat from my girlfriend!"
**lol poopchat!! ;-)**
"...ugh I can't even"

by onthecan November 21, 2014

Poochie

An endearing term for a woman who is pretty or beautiful in personality and otherwise, usually between close friends, family, or couples.

You seen Poochie?, I really miss her!

by ThatGirrl January 13, 2013

pooch knart

1. An engorged vaginal area

2. A cowardly person

Lets go to the all nude strip club and get a lap dance, so we can smell some bare pooch knart.

by Bobby Rat January 6, 2007

poochy coochie

fat vagina a,k.a. pussy fat.

Paula is disgusting, she has a fatass poochy coochie.

by DanaG April 12, 2007