Rupert Pooper

A small stupid person who is used as a friendship group's punching bag. He also thinks he's better than all of the others, so constantly believes he'll do better working on the night of a great celebration than going out with the lads, however he'll always get a DUDE. And his girlfriend resembles a guy you once knew, but don't know where from.

1) Be a Rupert Pooper and let us push in a shopping trolley down a hill.
2) Lad #1: "Come out with us for New Years Eve!!"
Lad #2: "No thank you, I will be trying to improve my 2 Ds, 1 E and a U. By staying awake until 4am and playing Black Ops"
Lad #1: "You are a massive faggot, Rupert Pooper"
3) "Doesn't your girlfriend look a little like Malcolm"

by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011

pooper cooper

one who shits themself at a party, while being drunk (off of little alcohol), and then proceeds to punch the host's mom.

-"yo did you see kate cooper shit themself?!)
-"yeah man, now shes pooper cooper!"

by latroy jackson October 18, 2008

splooge pooper

1. One whom after engaging in rough sex of the ass cheeks, deficates white, hot yogurt from his/her rectal region. COuld be considered coagulation of the sphincter seapage.

2. A stupid quiff (asshair) who acts out retardedly and wreeks of rotting fuckstink.

tom is a splooge pooper because he sat on a dick, then the pot all night, pooping yogurt into his toilet bowl.

by Nutsakula July 30, 2006

Poopdar

Poopdar is the ability to sense even the faintest of fecal odors. Poopdar, similar to gaydar, gives the possesor an advantage over those he or she may be in company with. An individual with Poopdar can successfully spot someone who has soiled themselve from a minimum of 50 feet. Poopdar affects 1 in 10,000 and is currently being researched my the US Military & NASA.

"Oh Snap, my Poopdar is going off like a mother F'r! I think that bitch crapped her pants yo!"

by ZukBox May 10, 2009

poopdrome

A very large and imposing structure built to accommodate hordes of people for mass shitting purposes.

Let’s head over to that new poopdrome they’ve built for tourists here in Big Sur!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2021

doing in the pooper

Sexual intercourse in which the male take his penis and puts it in the womans anal area. Also used by gay males.

Guy 1:Dude I totally wanna do that chick in the pooper.

Guy 2:Nice use of doing in the pooper!

Guy 3: Already did

by Brad5o5 January 24, 2009

class B pooper

a class B pooper poops very loudly at school if your in the bathroom with a class B pooper you will know. with a combinations of loud farts and just very loud pooping habits you can on bad days hear them from outside the bathroom, if you are a class B pooper you are usually annoying to most but have a close circle of friends. class B pooper has very loud farts in and out of the bathroom that they will let slip during the day. when the are hazed they are usually recorded while pooping but dont notice very often

dude there was a class B pooper in the bathroom, and it was the loudest shit i have ever heard

by shamefulwizard March 7, 2022