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Pokes fans

Fans of Oklahoma State University athletics teams. The butt-fuckinest, most annoying wanna be redneck fans found in the state of Oklahoma. They are located around the shitty little town of Stillwater. Most people would rather wipe their asses with 1-ply toilet paper than live in that shit box town for more than the 4 years required. The Pokes are the red-headed step sibling to Sooners fans and are subpar in every sport except wrestling.
I’d rather root for the Cleveland Browns than be Pokes fans.
by SportsGuy119 January 30, 2018
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pokésmoke

When you go outside at work to catch a pokémon or spin a pokéstop because saying you're going to play pokémon is unacceptable when on shift.
Hey Rachel, its slow, we should go pokésmoke.
by Nighthawk509 June 3, 2018
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Pokes

Slang term for vagina originated in Toronto, Canada
Your shorties pokes smells like hotdog water
by \_{:)}_/ June 18, 2018
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Pokish

When you're not ticklish but someone pokes you in the ribs (or in the ticklish area under the arms) causing you to jolt.
Stop poking me you dick I'm pokish
by Tirccir July 23, 2019
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pokeher chips

Crunchy potato or corn wafers dat you soak in hormones-altering drugs prior to feeding them to an attractive gal whom you wanna "poke"; da theory is dat hopefully da sex-drive-enhancing substances in da chips will put said hottie more "in da mood" shortly after she chows down on said snacks, and thus she will be more willing to let you get in her pants.
I didn't need any pokeher chips when a stressed-out lady-friend came to visit me one summer evening, since she was already "rarin' to go" from da "get-go"... I'd initially tried to engage her in friendly conversation, but she said she really didn't feel like talking much at that time --- "I'm hot, hungry, and horny!" So I solved the first and last complaints quickly and easily (I simply took all her clothes off, laid her back on my bed and treated her to a major bouncy-bouncy, and then shared a nice long lukewarm shower with her afterwards), then gave her a nice big bowl of milk and leftover sandwiches to devour. I guess it worked... she cheered up considerably while she was chowing down, and eventually settled back on my bed and fell asleep --- with both of us still naked --- in my arms.
by QuacksO August 4, 2019
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pokehoe

A person who’s life revolves around Pokémon Go and would preform oral sex to “get the next one”.
My date spent the whole time on her/his phone playing Pokémon Go, she/he is a Pokehoe.
by Masker2424 September 14, 2019
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PokéHoe

A person who is addicted to Pokemon Go! Who is willing to go out at all times of night and day, no matter the time, weather and etc.. just to catch pokemon. Who screams Pokemon is life Hoe!!! To cars stuck between them because there trying to catch pokemon.
Jes forces her bf to go pokemon hunting at 2am.
Why? Her bf asked. Her response "Pokemon is life Hoe" That's when her bf realizes that his gf is a PokéHoe
by Vonhavikq September 6, 2020
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