pokemon

Something that is now good because the crazy butt-children have now decided to hump their yugioh cards. yugioh sucks. alot.
Whats with the pokemon cards? (this is carol and every other child)
Nothin, im using them to curse yugioh.(this is me)
why does yugioh suck??
...
WHY???
FUCK YOU!! *lasergun shot*
ow.
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ok first of all. all the games are practicly the same. so all of u idiots who say red blue and yellow are great but the others are horrid. are just full of shit. catching 150 pokemon and catching like 450 isnt that big of a deal. alllso. for u dicks who say the card game is horrid are idiots. the game takes skill. and good times making ur oerfect deck. i just wanted to put that in there. oh. and i agree that the new episodes of the show suck balls.
ill use my pokemon card bill and draw two cards from my deck! chaaaaa
by bonewolf June 15, 2008
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A small creature (sometimes large) that speaks no english what so ever yet their masters can understand what they are saying.
Or more commonly known as a pest.
Man I was in math class the other day with Tony and man he was being such a pokemon.
by tommy gray February 14, 2006
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1. (Plural Noun)
The group of people in your school who never stopped watching Pokemon, fail to bathe on a daily basis, become strangely obsessed with the marching band and instruments that they can't play for shit, and draw furries.
1. "The Pokemons are talking about band again."
2. "The Pokemons are looking at furries in the computer lab."
by AmazinglySexy December 03, 2006
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a video game and card game that encourages slavery
Person 1: I captured and enslaved pikachu

Person 2: Have you taught it values such as obediance and loyalty yet. It makes pokemon evolve

Person 1: No ... How do i do that

Person 2: Try using a whip
by KABAWAT April 13, 2006
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THE STUPIDEST SHOW ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!! almost everyone in it is gay. Ash *wants* gary(hes always blushing and gritting his teeth and bending down a bit to cover that erection), brock wants an orgy, and misty wants to mastubate with any water pokeballs she can find.
ASH: oooooo Gary ur soo fine.... *petting garys hair*
BROCK: I WANT ASH HERE! I WANT A PIECE OF ASH (<--pun)!!!! I WANT HEAD FROM OFFICER JENNY AND I WANNA SCREW NURSE JOY! YIPPEE! I CANT SWEAR!
MISTY: OOOOOOOoooooo heeheeheehee thats gooooooooooood......
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A critically acclaimed game series that has gained a kiddie reputation thanks to the cards and the Anime.
Do not let the cards and the anime give you the wrong idea about the series.
Please play the games, they are why the franchise is still alive.

Like, seriously, they keep improving. I mean it.
And, no, Pokemon GO does not count.
That game is garbage.
Pokemon is a great game series, I guess.
by Niglet Diglett March 23, 2018
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