Pittypuff

When your friend brings over inferior weed but you still smoke it so as not to be rude.

Clint's weed wasn't very good but you know I had to pittypuff it.

by stingypuma September 3, 2013

Pity Pick Up

Picking up somebody (who is less beautiful, less smart, or less cool than you are) because you feel bad for them / you pity them.

This guy is pretty lame but he can be my pity pick up.

by Autumn87 May 12, 2015

pitysmile

A condescending smile given to someone that is deemed to be pitiful.

The wealthy woman condescendingly looked down upon a homeless man begging for food, gave him a dollar and a pitysmile.

by Samuel Lawrence Charles July 7, 2016

Pity dating

When a person is rejected so they try to get pity from their crush in order for them to date them out of it

Girl: sorry i don't want to date you
Boy: please date me i'll be broken without you :'(
Girl: well ok then
The girl pitys the guy so they are now involved in pity dating due to the guy

by Robbie rotten's ghost August 23, 2018

Pipter

The first landmass in which Rick created, later turned into a powerful soft drink that uses ingredients from the fossilized remnants of Pipter.

Have you drank any Pipter today?
No! If i had I would have died.

Have you heard of the ancient landmass of Pipter?

by Reqlague June 10, 2019

pityuck

Something that is so gross that its sad.

Straight cis males are PITYUCK

by cain's bestie December 3, 2021

Pity Bologna

Bologna that is given to someone as an after thought.

Brett give bologna to his friends then offered Pity Bologna to the other people at the break table.

by Max Baskin February 7, 2023