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Sticky Pandemic

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face whilst proceeding to spread it round like facial cream, leaving it for a couple hours to harden up, then creating a safety mask for an ongoing pandemic.
My girl had no masks left so i had to give her the “sticky pandemic
by SlimJesus03 December 21, 2020
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Hot girl pandemic

Since we are still in a pandemic and there is no chance of a hot girl summer yet imma just call myself hot girl pandemic
Girl fuck hot girl summer,I’m in a hot girl pandemic
by Epicureanhoe March 26, 2021
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Pandemic Pussy

When you've been quarantined for too long with no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections
A: omg i got that gorilla grip coochie now
B: gurl you got that pandemic pussy?!?!
by icyricegang April 17, 2020
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pandemic

someone who is ether pansexual and demiromantic or someone who is demiromantic and pansexual
David: hay Jacob why aren't Kat and Emily going out. I thought Kat was a gay.
Jacob: na she is just a pandemic.
by Invite Sprite September 14, 2019
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Pandemicesque Assault

Due to the ongoing pandemic , spitting/coughing intentionally near someone could be considered assault and specifically, a pandemicesque assault. Usually, obnoxious mentally unstable ultra-liberals harassing conservatives or illogical ultra-conservatives protesting Covid-19 protocols act in this fashion.
I saw this ultra-liberal White couple wearing their face masks on their chin and coughing repeatedly near a conservative wearing a U.S. Army hat on an AA flight last year as this is clearly a pandemicesque assault. An ultra- conservative wearing a MAGA hat refused to put on his face mask on a British Airways flight when asked repeatedly by a kind flight attendant as he proceeded to mock her by spitting/coughing in front of her and security forcefully removed him from the airplane due to this pandemicesque assault.
by jesuschristisnotreal January 21, 2022
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Pandemicgender

Pandemicgender is "when your mogai gender is a disease and infects millions bc youre an irresponsible dumb fuckoff c**" (Example taken from the Bible page 68 Ross 1:58). It's the same as the plague, but more dangerous. The same as ISIS, but more explosive. The same as kinnie drama, but even more stupid. Not even your beloved Danganronpa character Junko Enoshima can save you. Not even Hitler's soldiers can defeat this. Must be made up by a jew.
A: Doctor, what caused her death?
B: The pandemicgender, sister.

A: yo b lets hook up x
B: ok <3
~Later on~
A: girl fuck u i got the pandemicgender disease now
B: This is a new cellular device in which I've acquired, meaning I no longer recall the recipient of this digital message.
by pancdemiclover1 May 1, 2019
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Pandemically permitting

Condition based on a pandemic that is placed on future plans. The condition is outside anyone's control. Similar to weather permitting
I will see you at the concert next month, pandemically permitting
by CaptainJabbin March 16, 2020
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