piddlefucker

One who particpates in the act of Piddlefucking.

you piddlefucker, get the fuk outta my face.

by Li was here May 13, 2003

Piddle

Drops of piss left after male urination onto the toilet seat.

1. I'm so sick of this kid forgetting to clean his piddle off my toilet seat..

2. Jenny's toilet is stained because of her careless boyfriend leaving his piddle all over it.

by Dabaser July 19, 2015

Piddle

Poop. It means poop.

Courtney is a dumbass. Piddle.

by How Trendy January 8, 2006

piddlepoo

a poo that also has a smidgen of urine. a runny poo

mam.......help me wipe my bum...i've just had a piddlepoo

by Darryl Todd August 21, 2006

piddling-diddle

"The extreme art of diddling your piddle to extract white root juice, from your butt"

"(Damn! Get Out My Butt!) I am piddling-diddle right now... can I call you back?"

by Souless Rage November 23, 2003

Piddle Pipe

Synonym of urethra, piss hole.

The hole from which urine or piss is excreted from your sexy, sexy body (unless you are fat. then your body is not sexy at all).

I think I have an STD cos I can feel a stinging sensation up my piddle pipe.

Jaunty, you're shit at cunnilingus; you're licking my piddle pipe instead of my clitoris. Sort it out.

Oh no I've accidentally set fire to my pubes and now my piddle pipe has 3rd degree burns

by Mary March 13, 2005

Piddely

Small, unimportant, or insignificant and may smell like piss. A total waste of time, especially to someone who see's himself/herself as very important.

Comes from the fact that to piddle is to urinate and the assumption that piddle is only used when describing amounts of urine so small, one would not likely take the time to clean it up (think puppies, etc.).

The president would not accept the piddely offer from the opposing party; his head was far too large to see the compromise clearly.

by Wordy Word Pecker February 19, 2019