athletic cup

Protective equipment, most people don't wear them because they restrict movement and are uncomfortable, main use is to stick in you friends face after worm during a workout

I used to wear an athletic cup for wrestling, but I found out I could do better without it, now I just exercise in it and stick it in my friends faces when it's sweaty.

by Matman September 28, 2013

Pathetic Male Syndrome

Also known as "PMS". When a man cannot go through a day of life without whining or complaining.
Men suffering from PMS are easily threatened by the modern lifestyle and especially of independent women.
His aim is to impress his friends rather than women.
Men with PMS should be thrown out of the gene pool.

He has an "Asian girl fetish" because those types have that "must please man" attitude. He can't get an independent woman from his area to like him, so he has to revert to his 'fetish'. He has Pathetic Male Syndrome.

by King Juan February 21, 2009

patheticore

The third major and final subdivision of "softcore." Used to describe something that is so incredibly stupid, brainless, ignorant and nonbeneficial to the human history that, if it one day disappears from the face of the planet, no one will notice or ever care. Used as a total insult.

things patheticore:
Paris Hilton, reality television, Bang Bus, MTV, Fox primetime programming (except Family Guy), boho chic, slasher flicks, most Adult Swim toons

by TheBehotch June 25, 2006

athletic dick

When you date a guy who's very athletic and used to hard workouts, and he brings the serious dick (D) to the point of exhausting you. The dick was so serious you might have to take an advil afterwards to recover.

Damn, girl! Brandon gave me that athletic dick last night and I'm worn the fuck out.

by alicianola February 3, 2017

pathetic

In other words, you pretty much fucked up.

If you still use nappies when ure 45. not counting those with health problems

by hehehahahoho [an example of having a pathetic name] May 5, 2005

pathetic

Someone, or something, that sucks so bad you feel kinda bad for it.

Emo is incredibly pathetic.

by DayBomber January 24, 2008

pathetic

Any person who loves working for Wal-Mart and kissing Wal-Mart managers asses.

by Associate September 10, 2003