Melodram Patheticism

A mental illness brought upon by being around nervous dogs. The symptoms include anxiety, depression, severely decreased sense of self-worth and a sudden fear of wood lice and toilet water. Named by David Firth in David Firth's Health Reminder Ep. 2.

David: "Once sharp as a blade, now reduced to a limp drip of old chicken piss. It seems our nurse contracted Melodram Patheticism from a nervous dog."

by VaporKay September 27, 2023

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It's like Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay but to a higher extreme. It is so much more offensive that it can end worlds. Please use with extreme caution. Witches have been known to use this word long ago. We are lucky to still be standing today...

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Person 2: Oi?? Well YOU'RE a Dooma Dowma Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay McDonald's Zombie!!

Person 1 was found dead later that day...

by Beanus Tightus Mightus Hightus January 15, 2019

pathetic

When two or more people meet up at the library on St. Patty's Day eve with dollar coke's from McDonalds, and proceed to pour rum into them.

Shelby and Courtney are on the second floor of the library being pathetic.

by reverandstiffnasty April 23, 2014

pathetasad

to be Jon Maksin.

Hey Maksin, you are so pathetasad. If you wern't so megamaksintarded I'd kick your ass just for the exercise.

by ted December 13, 2003

pathethicism

The act of being pathetic/patheth any behaviour associated with with being inmature ar crossing the social boundaries.

Headmaster: Your behaviour last night was the height of pathethicism, pull it together.

Johnny:starting a food fight is an act of pathethicism?

Headmaster: Totally!

by pawcassius October 22, 2011

Pathetic

Hypocrite the is just too self absorbed to admit it that he is wrong and can't accept when he has lost a "battle."

"You are such and a**hole Felipe. Do you not realize how stupid you make yourself seem when you do that."
"You know what Clair, F*ck Off.
"Ugh, you're so pathetic."

by loser.ik November 15, 2017

Patheticism

The concept of a human being struggling to live without realizing their true fate of death.

Yet we choose to sit like dust, waiting to be washed away, thinking we are a part of the intricate beach but we are nothing. Patheticism

by mike1993 May 28, 2008