Paragasm

When listening to Paramore, you achieve an orgasmic phase called Paragasm

I was listening to Ignorance by Paramore, most awesome thing ever.

Yep, you had a Paragasm

by Forceus August 25, 2009

Paragon poverty

See Paragon Security.

It is the condition of living in poverty but to the extreme. It is a special kind of poverty that you can only find while working for Paragon Security. The condition of being in Paragon poverty is having a full time job which you are working hard on long shifts, many being night shifts, while doing overtime constantly, and working weeks on end without any days off all at minimum wage, yet making somehow less than a Mc. Donald's employee.

Paragon Security: "Hey Mike you NEED to work tonight for a one hour shift. Don't worry we will pay you overtime."

Mike (Paragon Guard): "One hour? Are you crazy? I have just enough subway tickets to last me for the next week of work. I can't afford to come into work today! I'm living in Paragon poverty!"

by Matthew E December 1, 2007

parage

Uncontrollable road rage that occurs during a parade or public assembly. The P is capitalized when the perpetrator is a public official.

The Lieutenant spewed uncontrollable parage when a minivan full of children pulled in front of his fire truck on the parade route.

by monkey137bfd December 7, 2012

Paragraph

a distinct section of a piece of writing, usually dealing with a single theme and indicated by a new line, indentation, or numbering.

Hello want to see my paragraph?

by Α January 24, 2022

Paragraph texter

Someone who types long responses to a text

"Wow, Hannah just sent me a really long responce. She's a paragraph texter"

by Bookbanana February 4, 2016

parochial

a religious, private school.

I attend a Yeshivah, which is a parochial school.

by Rina A October 9, 2005

paragnosis

suspicion and mistrust of people or their actions that is well grounded in reality; a condition that resembles paranoia or a similar delusional state.

Jim's paragnosis was disadvantageous in the short term, since everyone thought he was paranoid, but it proved his salvation in the end.

by Vokation June 16, 2009