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Parasite

A selfish, opportunistic, pretentious, self server with the ability to charm its victims at best, and coerce its victims at worst to hand over what they want, without giving said victim anything in return. Normally leaving victim destitute, demoralized, and traumatized in the process.

A parasite may have many forms, from butt kissing college student to fascist dictator. Parasites typically turn on the charm to win people over, patiently climb the ladder to success, and then become tyrannical or just leave you for dead and move on to the next victim.

Synonyms: Mooch, Weasel, Hustler, Con Man, Hooker, Professional Victim, Politician
Bernie Madoff was a sociopathic parasite toward his investors. He gained their trust and completely exploited that trust to serve his own selfishness and greed.
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same to semi-basement flats
'Parasite-style' flats are to be banned after deaths

-From BBC
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Parasite

Usually a female but can also be a male human being. Who are the worst life forms known. Thier character has no loyalty to either good or evil.A goddess is loyal to her god and vice versa, as well as a wife to a husband and a prostitute is to a pimp. Even a demon has loyalty to the Devil. The parasite has loyalty to only foolishness or childish behavior or self gratification and sexual impulses or substance abuse. And by all means will cross any line to make those things possible. A parasite goes through life unable to to do accomplish anything that takes time or dedication and focus. They are only concerned with with the false power that they think they are receiving from self sabotaging themselves as well as others. While simultaneously living in repeated patters of a constant never ending rotation of sexual partners and relationships that they become attached to until the host/sexual partner is either to weak or starts to fight against the low vibrating parasite and then they will quickly find another host.
She is beautiful on the outside but she is a parasite ,she will sleep with your friend or family member or arch rival just to get attention or simply because she is bored.
by Dr.Melindez January 1, 2023
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Paracite

The reviewer of a scientific publication who forces you to cite their own irrelevant paper.
One of the reviewers wants me to cite his paper on cancer biology in my manuscript of the mechanisms of bacterial resistance. What a paracite!
by amretal January 5, 2023
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A man who is clingy or possessive of his partner.
Jenny’s got a parasite and she couldn’t get rid of him!
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Parasite is a organism that feeds off their host and give the hosts nothing from it,and example of a parasite and the parasites host is a leech and a human with the leech being the parasite being rewarded gaining blood from this experience and the human losing from it losing blood,STAY AWAY FROM LEECHES and also stay safe.
oh look its a mosquito its going to suck up all your blood like the parasite it is
by what is a parasite? March 4, 2024
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Parasite Paste

"Babe, do you mind putting on a condom?"
"Not at all! I don't want to get any of my parasite paste into you!"
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