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piss painter

One who pisses with paint
That piss painter is really making a mess of this canvas.
by drfreeman75 May 19, 2019
mugGet the piss paintermug.

young painter

yp, short for young painter, basically means that you have talent and/or do things a different and better way than others
that nigga got talent, he yp for real ( young painter )
by imsolarceny October 20, 2023
mugGet the young paintermug.

Painter

When your shit is so long it hits the bottom of the toilet and when it breaks off and falls to the side it paints a brown streak across your ass cheek.
Sorry I’m late. I had to clean up after the painter.
by Buster Scrapings December 6, 2023
mugGet the Paintermug.

Painter's mouse

A painter's mouse is a common tool for painters with cats. It is a mouse that is released in the house to distract the cats whilst the painter works.
"My last painter's mouse was quite slow, I will need a faster one next time!"
by H.G. Rection March 22, 2025
mugGet the Painter's mousemug.

Painters high

Kinda like a runners high but with painting. As soon as a painter opens a tube of paint and smell the paint they get metaphorically "high"
I love getting that painters high as soon as I start painting"
by Little_bear29 September 25, 2014
mugGet the Painters highmug.

Painters Pludger

When a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes sexually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted "I can't believe it's not butter" and then solves it up their ass.
Did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? It's called the painters pludger. I totally need to buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" right away so I can try!
by Itsnotbutter October 3, 2016
mugGet the Painters Pludgermug.
When someone cuts a hole through their driver seat all the way to the bottom of the frame so they can poop safely in their car without getting any feces inside the car. The loose stools will make a shit line on the road every time the driver poops, mimicking a third world country street liner painter meant to paint traffic lines on the street.
I had to pull an Indonesian Street Line Painter on my way to work after all the Taco Bell I smashed last night.
by Juicy_Brucey1 June 28, 2023
mugGet the Indonesian Street Line Paintermug.

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