mobile proctology

In 100 years I will be considered the grandfather of mobile proctology.

I started my mobile proctology business in the mid 90s in a 1985 Club Wagon. First checkup is free!

We are considering going public.

by Tha Cuddla January 25, 2005

proctered

the act of having your super-sweet sunglasses stolen

damn homie, sarah just proctered me. imma go beat dat bitch up ya heard

by arablazin February 10, 2008

Proctocologicalization

The process by which on 01/12/11 the lllinois politicians did a rearrangement of all the citizens of the former great state of Illinois rear entrance and orifices with the great tax hike long live the great depression two

Proctocologicalization via Obamacare

Proctocologicolization via the stimulus package which also paid $117 million to studythe affects of the sex change pill on rats Behaviour

by Thecrazyirishsoreassnutcase January 14, 2011

proctocoljustification

The process of information gathering because we want to give resonance reason & relevance to the FAKERY & BS(BULLSHIT) relayed by uneducated & unrelated Peoples claims regarding either a HISTORIC finding or EVOLUTIONARY finding ....
Fooling the Public & Society of a History Changing, Life Changing, Evolutionary Changing Subject .... Exploiting the UN PROVEN Facts of a Subject through the JUSTIFICATION of Convincing the Public/Society that sharing INFORMATION thru Suggestibility & info GATHERING through their own findings (& not revealing the true nature of how they came to such conclusions) suggesting that this information be it complete BULL SHIT is a necessary just to ALL SOCIETY for the GREATER GOOD of the FUTURE of a BELIEF SYSYEM !

The proctocoljustification of the findings of this Scientific Discovery & Resourced Information was necessary to reveal the true BULLSHIT of the process & the conclusion of these findings proves this info & process was proved a ruse to Deceive the Public into Universal Belief.

by chaos girl May 4, 2018

Toothbrush Proctology

Toothbrush Proctology is a revolutionary new procedure where your doctor checks up your anus for interior hemmorhoids using a toothbrush

Yeah dude my doctor had to use toothbrush proctology in my yearly exam to check for any problems. Wait a minute. What do you mean there is no such procedure? Oh crap then why did I like it so much? So should I call a lawyer or schedule another appointment for tomorrow? Its covered by my insurance you know.

by snausages333 October 22, 2006

proctored exam

A monitored academic assessment. Everyone over 50 should have a proctored exam as a preventative educational check-up.

Proctored exams are administered by proctologists, who are tasked with being as anal about preventing you from cheating as possible.

My online proctored exam was overseen by Proctor Dre, who made me turn off my NWA playlist in case it contained hidden messages.

by mountedandloaded November 28, 2019

proctorio

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by anonymous October 4, 2022